Happy Cabbie
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Basic Biography
He is dead.
If you really care that much about knowing more about Happy Cabbie more information about this sick perverted asswipe can be found at Encyclopedia Dramatica:
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/HappyCabbie
Cabbie was once a compatriot (and then fierce rival) of the manatee known as Brett Keane (and used all the same dirty tactics on his enemies as BK did), which should tell you everything you need to know about him.