Pew Review

Basic Description

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</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> Arguably the greatest shit-poster who has ever lived, Pew Review is a light-hearted, intelligent, and wonderful artist who is, in general, a very cool dude to be around. Also, he should watch out because G Man will be making a response video.

Fhoon Phax

Pew has a PhD in gay hats.

The "Steve Soundboard" Saga

After Steve McRae expressed an interest in "...suck(ing) (Pew's) dick...", Pew decided in would be in everyone's best interest if he would make a soundboard of some of our favorite tidbits of knowledge and insight provided to us by our dear friend Steve. At the time of writing, this is still a work in progress, but rest assured, when it's finished, its soundbites will be as well remembered as the lyrics in your most favorite song or the captions in your least favorite meme.

Avatar Iterations

It's a pity Pew doesn't believe in reincarnation, because if he did, he would quickly realize that he's obviously in the possession of Pablo Picasso's spirit returned to this Earth.

(to be continued... with art. ALL OF IT!!) >:D

The Great Voltaire Prophecy

On the 30th of May 1778, François-Marie Arouet, more commonly known as Voltaire, passed away. However, on his deathbed, instead of repenting his sins, he used his last threads of life left to speak a prophecy; a prophecy of a man born over 200 years after his time that would be a shitposter of God-like proportions the likes of which the world has never seen. This man would be born and brought up in a far away and magical fantasy realm known as “Florida”: A place where there were old people for miles and miles around; where the rocket launches were plentiful and the flat Earthers' tears never ran dry; a paradise on Earth.

Voltaire continued, saying that this man would go-on to acquire The Great Gay Hat of Darkness which was said to be able to withstand tremendous forces of nature such as supernovas, black hole spaghettification, sarcasm, legally-obtained narcotics, G Man, and of course: dank memes.

This legendary hero would carve his marking on the face of the flat Ear- uh, I mean "planet" and become the most powerful being in the entire Universe.... or so the prophecy says.  ;)

Sniping of Trolls

Pew is a master sniper and has a record 22 troll snipes in one of Steve McRae's hangouts. [citation needed]

Recent Stuff

I wrote a long, detailed, and balanced analysis of a bunch of stuff that happened recently, especially about what happened between Steve and Pew a few days again. It took roughly 2 hour to write. However, my computer crashed as I was adding the finishing touches to it and I lost the entire edit. I am.... deeply disappointed by this. After a brief session of the 5 stages of grief, some healthy puppy-punting, and a bit of self-reflection, I will re-write the entire goddamned thing. fml. -Hillel Finder