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== Basic Description == | == Basic Description == | ||
{{Companion|image1 = 26499 P900 left.png|caption1 = The | {{Companion|image1 = 26499 P900 left.png|caption1 = The Handiwork of God Himself|place_of_origin = Heaven|current_owner = There are Many Owners of the P900 as there are Many P900s|power_level = 8,383,838,383,838,383}}Although not as powerful as the [[The Great Gay Hat of Darkness|Great Gay Hat of Darkness]], the Nikon P900, also known as the ''"Truth Detector 9000"'', is definitely far more holy and is clearly the most cherished artifact in the observable Universe. It was made by the Nikon corporation in association with [[God]] to create the most red-pill camera anyone on the [[flat Earth]] has ever seen before. It is bestowed with the ability to detect freemason lizard-people's diabolical schemes from miles away and, due to it's stockpile of vinegar housed in a small extra-dimensional portal next to the image sensor, is totally immune to the negative effects of chemtrails on human skin tissue. | ||
== Supernatural Abilities == | == Supernatural Abilities == | ||
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Tuesday- (Day of Rest; or Lord and Savior: [[Jeranism]] wills it to be so.) | Tuesday- (Day of Rest; or Lord and Savior: [[Jeranism]] wills it to be so.) | ||
Wednesday- | Wednesday- 9:00 PST- 12:00 EST | ||
Thursday- 15:25 UTC- 25:15 UCT | Thursday- 15:25 UTC- 25:15 UCT | ||
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Friday- Five separate (but equal) 15 minute periods of the owners choice towards the nearest horizon-line. | Friday- Five separate (but equal) 15 minute periods of the owners choice towards the nearest horizon-line. | ||
Saturday- 0:01 UTC- 23:59 | Saturday- 0:01 UTC- 23:59 UTC | ||
== List of Known Owners == | == List of Known Owners == | ||
Revision as of 09:53, 14 September 2017
Basic Description
Basic Description
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</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox>
Female atheist Youtuber and atheist troll. Formerly an Islamophobe who ranted about Islam and posted videos of her harassing Muslims in public. Then she changed her mind.
One of the original Darth Dawkins stalkers.
Girlfriend of The Realistic Nihilist.
Video by Chistopher Hitchslap (on one his sock channels) of Godless sniping one of Wolf King's hangouts.
Godless Girl was found not guilty of sniping Steve McRae's hangouts when court was held in one of his hangouts.
"Godless Girl joins me to make her case in Steve's court for the charges leveled against her."
(Considered to be a repentant sniper and therefore not on the list of known snipers. See: Hangout Sniping)
Super Powers
- Ability to yell at people
- Can transform into a Harpy
-Trolling
-Defending positions she doesn't hold
Famous for: Yelling (Screeching like an mentally unhinged banshee) at AronRa and being kicked from the hangout [by Steve McRae] after claiming in the chat that she could destroy him.)
National News
On Nov 14, 2017 Godless Girl made a video that went viral showing her buying lobster with her food stamps then proceeding to go home and feed the lobster to her dog.
(While Godless Girl is a member of the Great Debate Community, we want to make it absolutely clear that the GDC does NOT endorse this video or what Godless Girl did... Godless Girl is a troll.)
(Link to video) (Link to news article)
Other Stuff
Godless Youtube Channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCd3QsPIFbz0y5kZ2frrzIHA?Although not as powerful as the Great Gay Hat of Darkness, the Nikon P900, also known as the "Truth Detector 9000", is definitely far more holy and is clearly the most cherished artifact in the observable Universe. It was made by the Nikon corporation in association with God to create the most red-pill camera anyone on the flat Earth has ever seen before. It is bestowed with the ability to detect freemason lizard-people's diabolical schemes from miles away and, due to it's stockpile of vinegar housed in a small extra-dimensional portal next to the image sensor, is totally immune to the negative effects of chemtrails on human skin tissue.
Supernatural Abilities
It can zoom in. A lot.
(to be continued...)
P900 Worship Roster
Sunday- Why are you not praying to God you unworthy heathen?! It's the Lord's day! Make room for Jesus!
Monday- 7:00 UCT- 8:00 UTC
Tuesday- (Day of Rest; or Lord and Savior: Jeranism wills it to be so.)
Wednesday- 9:00 PST- 12:00 EST
Thursday- 15:25 UTC- 25:15 UCT
Friday- Five separate (but equal) 15 minute periods of the owners choice towards the nearest horizon-line.
Saturday- 0:01 UTC- 23:59 UTC
List of Known Owners
Wolfie 6020
Soundly
Dazzathecameraman
Anthony Riley
(to be continued...)
