Difference between revisions of "Kent Hovind"
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Keistering|links = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxiEtqPja47nnqsJNrdOIQQ YouTube]}}His name is Dr. Kent Hovind. He taught high school science<ref>he may have just tutored a few students, citation needed</ref> for 15 years. He believes that the | Keistering|links = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxiEtqPja47nnqsJNrdOIQQ YouTube]|gender = Bubba}}His name is Dr. Kent Hovind. He taught high school science<ref>he may have just tutored a few students, citation needed</ref> for 15 years. He believes that the Bible is true and scientifically accurate. | ||
Ken taught high school science for 15 years without knowing anything about science. It only took 15 years for the school master to notice that Kent had no qualification besides a diploma mill fake PhD and fired Kent who then thought he could teach others about Dinosaurs. | Ken somehow taught high school science for 15 years without knowing anything about science. It only took 15 years for the school master to notice that Kent had no qualification besides a diploma-mill fake PhD and fired Kent who then thought he could teach others about Dinosaurs. | ||
[[File:PatriotU Crop.jpg|left|thumb|220x220px]] | [[File:PatriotU Crop.jpg|left|thumb|220x220px|''"Patriot Bible University"'' in Del Norte, Colorado]] | ||
But that didn't work as well so Kent decided to teach others about finance and taxation. This also didn't work and landed him a 10 years sentence in prison, for tax evasion. In prison Kent was a roommate with a 350 pounds gorilla named Bubba who taught Kent how to grow rocks in water to | But that didn't work as well so Kent decided to teach others about finance and taxation. This also didn't work and landed him a 10 years sentence in prison, for tax evasion. In prison Kent was a roommate with a 350 pounds gorilla named Bubba who taught Kent how to grow rocks in water to disprove [[evilution]]. | ||
Upon his release Kent married an anti- | Upon his release Kent married an anti-vaxxer who as well has no former education or diplomas of any kind but lectures others on mercury in vaccines and how its all the corporations and pharmaceutical companies that are trying to make money. | ||
Kent is a hair away from believing there are reptilian aliens in the government. | Kent is a hair away from believing there are reptilian aliens in the government. | ||
== Family == | == Family == | ||
Kent has a son named Eric who also inherited the derp gene from his father. Kent and Eric are now estranged and frequently send each other dried feces via the post office. | Kent has a son named [[Eric Hovind]] who also inherited the derp gene from his father. Kent and Eric are now estranged and frequently send each other dried feces via the post office. | ||
After coming out of prison Kent divorced his wife and married well known anti-vaxxer Mary Tocco. Mary Tocco also taught high school anti-vaxxing to gullible parents for 15 years. | After coming out of prison Kent divorced his wife and married well known anti-vaxxer Mary Tocco. Mary Tocco also taught high school anti-vaxxing to gullible parents for 15 years. | ||
Revision as of 13:42, 27 June 2017
Basic Description
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<title source="title1"> <default>Kent Hovind</default> </title> <image source="image1">
</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> His name is Dr. Kent Hovind. He taught high school science[1] for 15 years. He believes that the Bible is true and scientifically accurate. Ken somehow taught high school science for 15 years without knowing anything about science. It only took 15 years for the school master to notice that Kent had no qualification besides a diploma-mill fake PhD and fired Kent who then thought he could teach others about Dinosaurs.
But that didn't work as well so Kent decided to teach others about finance and taxation. This also didn't work and landed him a 10 years sentence in prison, for tax evasion. In prison Kent was a roommate with a 350 pounds gorilla named Bubba who taught Kent how to grow rocks in water to disprove evilution.
Upon his release Kent married an anti-vaxxer who as well has no former education or diplomas of any kind but lectures others on mercury in vaccines and how its all the corporations and pharmaceutical companies that are trying to make money.
Kent is a hair away from believing there are reptilian aliens in the government.
Family
Kent has a son named Eric Hovind who also inherited the derp gene from his father. Kent and Eric are now estranged and frequently send each other dried feces via the post office.
After coming out of prison Kent divorced his wife and married well known anti-vaxxer Mary Tocco. Mary Tocco also taught high school anti-vaxxing to gullible parents for 15 years.
The Hovind Theory
Potholer54 has a great video on the Hovind theory...with music and everything.
References
- ↑ he may have just tutored a few students, citation needed
Super Powers
- Taught high school science for 15 years without knowing anything about science.
- Vulnerable to Potholer54
