G Man

Basic Description

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</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> Gman is a squawking idiot who doesn't understand the simplest of concepts. Ideas that are available to infants fly right over Gman's head like a Learjet as he primes himself for his trademark 'Let me axe you a question...'. If you watch Gman's hangouts you can actually see the moment where he stops listening, usually a second or so after the other person has started to talk. Gman is the sole member of 'Preaching to the Choir Ministries' and, whilst being oblivious to the fact that preaching to the choir is considered to be a bad thing, to date has managed to convert precisely zero people to his witless brand of radical, evangelical Christianity. Gman is very particular with who knows his real name despite doxing himself on at least seven different occasions. He has mentioned his name in comments sections, in his own videos and he has his name in his paypal account. Gman's real name is so well known that there is no need to repeat it here. Gman's Hobbies involve marathon running, endangering the health of himself and others as he makes videos whilst riding his bike without a helmet, humiliating himself on the internet and watching wrestling.

G Man's theological arguments

[Bullshit Arguments (please add descriptions, detail, and shortcomings for each):

Answered prayer argument

The answered prayer argument was used by Gman to excuse him stealing from someone's safe. Gman was behind on the rent and prayed for divine assistance and this assistance came in the form of a safe full of cash that Gman found. Instead of doing the decent thing and reporting the find to the relevant authorities, Gman pocketed the cash for himself. Astonishingly Gman considers this theft to be something to boast about, although it hs been rumoured that Gman simply made the whole incident up, rendering him only a liar as opposed to a thief.

Natural god argument

Dogs live for millions of years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms7LzzZXAAc

Men use their nipples for navigation in the dark and mucus production

Debunking the No True Scotsman fallacy by being "The Chocolate Atheist

Atheist have no morals