Pew Review

Basic Description

<infobox>

 <title source="title1">
   <default>Pew Review</default>
 </title>
 <image source="image1">

</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> Arguably the greatest shit-poster who has ever lived, Pew Review is a light-hearted, intelligent, and wonderful artist who is, in general, a very cool dude to be around. Also, he should watch out because G Man will be making a response video. Pew has a PhD in Gay hats.

The "Steve Soundboard" Saga

After Steve McRae expressed an interest in "...suck(ing) (Pew's) dick...", Pew decided in would be in everyone's best interest if he would make a soundboard of some of our favorite tidbits of knowledge and insight provided to us by our dear friend Steve. At the time of writing, this is still a work in progress, but rest assured, when it's finished, its soundbites will be as well remembered as the lyrics in your most favorite song or the captions in your least favorite meme.

Avatar Iterations

It's a pity Pew doesn't believe in reincarnation, because if he did, he would quickly realize that he's obviously in the possession of Pablo Picasso's spirit returned to this Earth.

(to be continued...)

The Great Voltaire Prophecy

On the 30th of May 1778, François-Marie Arouet, more commonly known as Voltaire, passed away. However, on his deathbed instead of repenting his sins he used his last threads of life left to speak of a prophecy. A prophecy of a man born over 200 years after his time that will be a shitposter of galactic proportions. This man will be born and brought up in a fantasy realm known as “Florida”, and he will later on in life acquire the Great Gay Hat of Darkness which is said to be able to withstand outrageous things such as supernovas, black hole spaghettification, narcotics, and of course dank memes.

This legendary hero will carve his marking on the face of the flat ear- uh, I mean planet and become the most powerful being in the entire universe.