The Great Gay Hat of Darkness
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Origin
The hat was forged inside the supermassive black hole at the center of the NGC 1277 galaxy approximately 250 million light years from Earth after a neutron star as dense as TrueEmpiricism fell into it roughly 6,000 years ago.
Supernatural Abilities
Can protect its wearer from the horrors of Georgia.
Current Location
Pop'n a squat on Pew Review's lithic head.
Destiny
To destroy the Sith and bring balance to the Force... or something like that.
