Satan

Satan is generally though of as a mythological being that makes people believe that the Earth is round (oblate irregular spheroid) rather than flat, and that the Earth is 4.54 Billion years old instead of 7k years old. Satan is also who signs the paychecks to the many of the members of the GDC as they shill for him by being covert members of Illuminati infiltrating G+ and YouTube to spread "Evilution".