Evilution
Not to be confused with "Evolution".
Description
"Evilution" is the fairy tale created by Darwinist Evolutionism-ists, which is just a conspiracy to keep Jesus prayer out of school and teach kids that morality is subjective and there is no God. There are 6 types of Evilution, but the first 5 are not science because they have never been observed.
Because of this, it is a secular atheistic religion worshiped and believed on faith by heathens, sodomites, Catholics, God-haters (atheists), and sinners created by Satan, being indoctrinated into good, vertically challenged, innocent, good little God-fearing Christian children by lies in the public school textbooks and "non-true" Christians.
It teaches that "nothing" exploded in space creating "something". Then life came from a rock, evolved in to a monkey which then gave birth to a dog. Then, over millions of years, the dog evolved the ability to see, found someone to marry, and turned into a non-dog. Then that non-dog became a person, leaving behind no intermediary fossils except for the Crocoduck.
Things that Debunk Evilution
Of course, all of this impossible because Creationist science has taught us that, among other things, one kind of thing can never turn into a different kind of anything else. Also, there's...
Evilution is just a theory, not a fact...
The second law of Thermodynamics...
Macro evilution cannot be observed or proved because it is in the past, which is only "Historical Science"...
While Micro evilution can happen, since they are small changes, Macro evilution cannot since the small changes cannot add up over time, because reasons...
Evilutionists are just God-hating atheists who don't wanna be judged for their sins...
It can't be true because survival of the fittest was the motive behind Hitlerism, Stalinism, Nazism, communism, eugenics, everything that is evil, etc...
Evilution must not be true or else it would mean that humans came here by mere chance and have no purpose or meaning in life...
It goes against scripture...
Belief in evilution causes crime, racism, etc by making people behave like animals...
Mutations don't add anything new...
We don't evolve wings when falling from great heights, nor gills when drowning...
Genetic information always decreases...
Every example of evilution is losing something, aka devil-ution...
Life cannot come from non-life...
Spontaneous generation has been disproved...
Life doesn't emerge out of peanut butter...
Something cannot come from nothing...
Heavy elements cannot form...
Galaxies, stars and planets cannot form via evilution...
Evilution doesn't explain everything, including gravity...
Irreducible Complexity...
Everything is just too complicated...
Everything coming about by chance is impossible and improbable...
Everything just looks designed...
Everything happens for a reason, an undisputable law known by common sense that is violated by evilution...
Intelligent design/creationism is a real science...
Cdesign proponentsists do important science stuff...
Carbon dating doesn't work...
If man evolved from monkeys...
I donut wanna be a dang monkey...
We don't see any humans living in the zoo...
Chimpanzees don't give birth to humans...
According to evilution, the first human male needed to wait millions of years for a suitable mate to appear, that is impossible...
It takes more faith to believe in evilution...
We all have the same evidence, we just interpret it differently...
Evilution can't explain how bees fly...
The banana is intelligently designed...
A painting needs a painter, an organism needs an orgasmer...
No transitional fossil has ever been discovered...
The crocoduck doesn't exist...
All supposed evidences for evilution are fraudulent, concocted by the great evil-atheist conspiracy...
Evilutionists changes their minds all the time about what the science says, while truth doesn't change...
We are living in the 21st century, not in the year 4.5 billion...
Humans and frogs cannot interbreed...
You weren't there...
(more pending)
