Betty Van Velsen

Basic Description

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</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> Whenever she speaks, everyone on the entire (oblate irregular spheroid) planet immediately has their IQ points dropped by a whopping 40pts. Betty is a dumb, dutch bitch who constantly asks for things to be proven with the scientific method even when the scientific method is not even fucking necessary. The irony of this being is that she cant even use the scientific method to prove the flat earth without making a flawed observation or rigging the controls of the experiment in question...If she ever would get off her ass and do an experiment in the sodding first place.

Betty Vs Reds Rhetoric

On June the 2nd 2017, Betty faced off against Reds Rhetoric in a debate on what best describes observations, a round Earth model or a flat Earth model. Betty however is sternly against models of any kind claiming that models are not scientific, and that they are not ever used when doing "real" science.

During the 3 hour long debate, the global mortality rate for all demographics increased by approximately 10.48% due to extreme facepalm impaction. This has led to Reds Rhetoric announcing to all that he would be releasing a new range of face pancaking resistant oven mitts.