The Great Gay Hat of Darkness
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Origin
The hat was forged inside the supermassive black hole at the center of the NGC 1277 galaxy approximately 250 million light years from Earth after a neutron star as dense as TrueEmpiricism fell into it. The resulting artifact from this collision was a small, round hat-like object only 20 centimeters across. Inside this astronomical orgy, the hat was so incredibly unstable that it was immediately flung out of the catastrophe in the direction of the Milky Way galaxy at a velocity similar to how fast G Man spouts bullshit on his YouTube channel.
Supernatural Abilities
Can protect its wearer from the horrors of Georgia.
Current Location
Pop'n a squat on Pew Review's lithic head.
Destiny
To destroy the Sith and bring balance to the Force... or something like that.
