Jeranism
"Even Young-Earth Creationists need something to laugh at."
Basic Description
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</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> Jeranism, "Jeran," "Jism," or "Jeranyuerism" is an ignorant, arrogant, stupid, despicable, dogmatic, disgusting, deceptive, and evidence denying twat-bag off YouTube and has somehow managed to scrape together over 70,000 subscribers who mindlessly eat up the bullshit constantly pouring from his mouth and then all ironically say that anyone who believes in the round Earth or space travel is a "mindless sheeple".
Flat Earth
Approximately 117% of "Jizz in my pant's" content revolves around exposing "da truuf", such as that there is a global conspiracy being perpetrated by the ever ominous, faceless, and nameless: "they" to hind the shape of the Earth because of the Bible... or something. In reality though, once one has cleansed themselves of "scientism's" indoctrination, they will realize that the Earth is actually flat, space is fake, the moon landings never happened, and Redline is a NASA shill who receives payment for his "work" in renewed subscriptions to "Donkey Porn Magazine Monthly".
Challenges to the "Ball-Earthers"
SpaceX Satellite Deployment
For one of his first challenges, on (1/10/17) Jeranism said that Reds Rhetoric must model a SpaceX satellite deployment as seen in this video in a rocket simulation game called Kerbal Space Program. Then, he and Jeranism will have a live, moderated, and structured debate. After Red did this with help from his friend (butt-buddy slave) halsoy, Jeranism moved the goalposts, adding conditions and saying that Red must show his face and give his real name if they were to proceed (which he later denied saying, not realizing that people have the ability to watch his videos and see his past comments where he said just that, probably because he's a colossal moron who makes Nephilimfree look like the biggest genius since sliced bread).
Red did not comply, so this debate never happened. Hillel Finder also completed the challenge several mouths later, but Jeranism responded only with questions that he never acknowledged has been answered and with the comments: "Sorry you have been lied to by Space X," "Sad what you are doing to the people of the world," and the always classy: "Time u face reality".
The Umbra-Penumbra Conundrum
This idiot doesn't understand how shadows work.
"Explain It to Me"
This idiot doesn't understand gravity, relative motion, inertia, or how to watch response videos.
No Star-Trails on Globe Earth
This idiot doesn't understand that, if you rotate a triangle, it will still be a triangle. Seriously.
DumbFuck of the Year Award
This idiot won Reds Rhetoric's coveted "DFotY" award for 2016 with 357 votes because this asshole fucking deserved it for all of the truly stupid shit he said that year like:
"How can SpaceX can stop the moon?"...
"Why do rockets curve when going into space?"...
Skipping through ISS video = extra-dimensional Earth...
"Why don't rockets go into space and then "wait" until the moon catches up with them?"...
Boats going under the horizon = "hurdles behind hurdles."...
...and other equally daft crap.
Super Powers
No super Powers detected when mental illness is present instead.
