Jungle Jargon

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</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> Jungle Jargon is one of those people who wear sunglasses at night as well as when he is indoor. Suffering damage to his hippocampus as a child after pushing crayons too high up is nose, Jungle Jargon demonstrates speech impediments from slow talking and an inability to focus on his current train of thought. Using the avatar of a big cat is a fitting image for Jungle Jargon as he has the same short term memory as our feline friends...about a couple minutes. Jungle Jargon's inability to produce any coherent sentences or thought is compounded by his constant mumbling as if words were i themselves a jargon that jungle jargon can t master. Like other members of the CCP, Jungle Jargon is also able to pull answers to questions from his backside without having any training in the topic being discussed. He is rumored to be in a human trial for a new anti-psychotic medication with side effects ranging from mumbling, incoherent thoughts to severe constipation. Jungle Jargon claims to live in the Jungle somewhere in South America or in the Amazon. He lost his virginity to a tribal member of the Malombos while he was doing his Mormon duties as a teenager. Has a bee in his bonnet about "object credit givers". Yur mudda and fadder didnt maek you Believes you "can't make a baby". He's from the Amazon. We suspect he suffers from brain damage due to catching some obscure tropical disease. He mental status is questionable at times as he mumbles incoherently quite frequently.