Phoneybeetlemaniacxs
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<title source="title1"> <default>Phoneybeetlemaniacxs</default> </title> <image source="image1">
</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> Gary "Phoneybeetlemaniacxs" Hall is a moderate, pro-science, left-leaning Protestant Christian of the Quaker (or "Society of Friends") denomination, and a resident of Manchester in the UK. The first thing anyone encountering Gary will notice is that he has a rather pronounced and peculiar speech impediment, which, combined with his heavy Mancunian accent, results in him being nigh incomprehensible at times, especially to those unfamiliar with his voice. Unfortunately, these issues map almost exactly onto his typing as well (in other words, his speech and typing sound and read almost exactly the same). The results of this can range from minor spelling and grammar mistakes to full on verbal cascade failure lasting way longer than necessary. He also has a tendency to speak faster and be less careful to correct mistakes as he gets more agitated, particularly when arguing with someone. These facts, combined with Gary's legendary stubbornness, mean that trying to have a debate with him over text (which those who were members of a certain private Skype group along with Gary learned the hard way over several years) can quickly result in the urge to shove ones fist through their computer screen. However, it should be noted that despite these verbal and behavioral quirks, Gary is actually a very nice person who always tries to see the best in people, and the shit that gets dished out in his direction by friends (including the wiki editor who began this article) is either in good fun or an effort to help him improve.
Ways to troll Gary/Phoneybeetlemaniacxs
- Tell him that "Presupp is dead"
- Tell him that you like Pink Floyd
- Tell him you like Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, or Sam Harris (or agree with anything they have to say)
- Tell him that LDS/Mormons are actually Christians
- Refer to Jesus as "Jeebus"
- Refer to the Christian god as "Magic Sky Daddy"