Evilution
Not to be confused with "Evolution".
Description
"Evilution" is the fairy tale created by Darwinist Evolutionism-ists, which is just a conspiracy to keep Jesus prayer out of school and teach kids that morality is subjective and there is no God. There are 6 types of Evilution, but the first 5 are not science because they have never been observed.
Because of this, it is a secular atheistic religion worshiped and believed on faith by heathens, sodomites, Catholics, God-haters (atheists), and sinners created by Satan, being indoctrinated into good, vertically challenged, innocent, good little God-fearing Christian children by lies in the public school textbooks and "non-true" Christians.
It teaches that "nothing" exploded in space creating "something". Then life came from a rock, evolved in to a monkey which then gave birth to a dog. Then, over millions of years, the dog evolved the ability to see, found someone to marry, and turned into a non-dog. Then that non-dog became a person, leaving behind no intermediary fossils except for the Crocoduck.
Things that Debunk Evilution
Of course, all of this impossible because Creationist science has taught us that, among other things, one kind of animal can never turn into a different kind of animal. Also, there's...
The second law of Thermodynamics...
Macro evilution cannot be observed or proved because it is in the past, which is only "Historical Science"...
It can't be true because Hitler, Nazis, eugenics, etc...
Genetic information always decreases...
Life cannot come from non-life...
Irreducible Complexity...
Carbon dating doesn't work...
"If man evolved from monkeys..."
(more pending)
