C Brown

Basic Description 

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</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> C Brown is the current leading contender for the 2017 Reds Rhetoric's Dumb Fuck of the Year, with stiff competition coming from both Antonio Fletcher and multiple flat Earthers that Red has engaged with this year all whom are desperately vying for the coveted award. The combined synergistic effects of his inexpertise in every conceivable branch of science and the shitty "voice to text" he uses on his phone results what in what is quite possibly some of the most dumbest comments ever to be left on a G+ post or YouTube video in all of human history.

Unrepentant Plagiarism

On the 7th of February 2017, our community's own bare-chested dragon-type pokemon aka Dragnauct Sylvas posted 2 extended questions from his genetics homework on G+ tempting C Brown (who on multiple occasions claimed to be very well versed in Biology) to answer them. For any rational person, this would have been transparently seen as an attempt to fuck with him. Unfortunately, this 2017 dumb fuck front-runner would not under any circumstance be considered rational and to great surprise actually attempted answer to both problems. After a very generous grading, his answers came to a grand miserable total of 2.1 out of a possible 6 marks with the graders expressing bewilderment at large sections of the responses which did not seem to even relate to the questions posed. Further investigation however lead Detective Topless Dragon to the revelation that the answers were plagiarised word-for-word from a yahoo answers page dating back to 2013. Despite numerous protests of innocence where C Brown continually claimed the answers were his own work and the similarities were simply "a hell of a coincidence", the fact remains that there were exactly 28 original words out of the 900+ word response sent in for grading, cementing the fact that not only did this lying cocksucker not understand any basic biology, he was too stupid to even use copy-paste convincingly.

Notable Quotes [Verbatim]

Lunar Bukakke

"The Earth is 75% water, period."

"And what about the oceans of water under the ocean?"

"And the steam vents under the oceans? Very consistent with the Bible."

"Mr. Uncle Walt Brown solved the issue with the heat with the hydroplane theory. As a matter of fact of fact, he solved many other issues and explain how we have the Mid Atlantic ridge."

"(Walt Brown is my uncle , so yeah I am the expert.)"

'Water for example can accelerate [radioactive] decay substantially."

"If you have super-critical water shooting out with escape velocity, the heat that was created by the accelerated decay was absorbed by fusing heavier elements created by Z pitch, and the super-critical water directed the heat into space much like the geysers of Enceladus, but with much more pressure. As long as the heat is directed and expelled into space, the heat issue is no longer a issue."

Cosmology & Physics

"And also evidence that makes the formation of earth water and heavier elements impossible for the big bang."

"Dark energy is moving at the speed of light between matter and the stars."

"Supernovas did not create the higher elements."

"I told u Z pinch created all the heavier elements. I has been demonstrated."

"The Z pinch is produced by lighting."

"For binding energy for elements lighter than 60, fusion results in higher binding energy which doesn't omit heat fusion of nuclei heavier than 60 causes a drop in binding energy which means the event absorbs heat from its surroundings."

Biology

"I'm referring about the experiment where she [Mary Schweitzer] soaked the dinosaur tissue in iron-rich ostrich blood for two years period she compared the tissue versus tissue that was soaked in water for 2 years."

"So chitin is not subject to the 2nd laws of thermal dynamics as it pertains to decay? Or will we state chitin survivability rate at a trillion years?"