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During one of his live hangout Em K walked slightly off camera stating he had to relieve himself while at the same time still carrying on a conversation with the rest of the hangout participants. When asked if his restroom was seriously that close to his computer he stated that no, he just uses a bottle to piss in because it's easier...and promptly brought to his web cam a medium size bottle full of piss to show everyone. He also said that sometimes if he is too lazy to actually use the rest room that he will turn off his camera and shit into bags then toss the bags out later. While we at the Great Debate Community admired Em K dedication to his hangouts, we found this to be rather unsanitary and well, frankly disgusting. | During one of his live hangout Em K walked slightly off camera stating he had to relieve himself while at the same time still carrying on a conversation with the rest of the hangout participants. When asked if his restroom was seriously that close to his computer he stated that no, he just uses a bottle to piss in because it's easier...and promptly brought to his web cam a medium size bottle full of piss to show everyone. He also said that sometimes if he is too lazy to actually use the rest room that he will turn off his camera and shit into bags then toss the bags out later. While we at the Great Debate Community admired Em K dedication to his hangouts, we found this to be rather unsanitary and well, frankly disgusting. | ||
== The Peeing in the Bottle Incident == | == The Peeing in the Bottle Incident == | ||
Sometimes when you got to go you got to go. It wasn t enough that True Empiricism, Arcane Logos and MP all lived not too far from each other. They all had to raise the bar. This was achieved by EM K when during a hangout he realized the bathroom in the next room was too far and decided the went off camera to pee in a bottle of Gatorade that was on his desk. | Sometimes when you got to go you got to go. It wasn t enough that True Empiricism, Arcane Logos and MP all lived not too far from each other. They all had to raise the bar. This was achieved by EM K when during a hangout he realized the bathroom in the next room was too far and decided the went off camera to pee in a bottle of Gatorade that was on his desk. | ||
During this live hangout Em K walked slightly off camera stating he had to relieve himself while at the same time still carrying on a conversation with the rest of the hangout participants. When asked if his restroom was seriously that close to his computer he stated that no, he just uses a bottle to piss in because it's easier...and promptly brought to his web cam a medium size bottle full of piss to show everyone. He also said that sometimes if he is too lazy to actually use the rest room that he will turn off his camera and shit into bags then toss the bags out later. While we at the Great Debate Community admired Em K dedication to his hangouts, we found this to be rather unsanitary and well, frankly disgusting. | |||
This event was referred to as the "What the Fuck" incident and shortly after EM K's mom removed his internet access. Rumor has it that he roams the local Winnetka and Wilmette Starbucks begging for a wifi signal. | This event was referred to as the "What the Fuck" incident and shortly after EM K's mom removed his internet access. Rumor has it that he roams the local Winnetka and Wilmette Starbucks begging for a wifi signal. |
Revision as of 16:30, 25 June 2017
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</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> Em K was an enigmatic cult leader like personality that used to have hangouts which were the "go to" place for the members of the CCP, mostly Darwins Deity, before echo chamber rooms like Antonio Fletcher's and TrueEmpiricism's. Em K is most known for his extreme form of pyrrhonian skepticism and epistemological nihilism maintaining that no one can know anything, including not even being sure if he himself even actually existed.
Peeing in bottles
During one of his live hangout Em K walked slightly off camera stating he had to relieve himself while at the same time still carrying on a conversation with the rest of the hangout participants. When asked if his restroom was seriously that close to his computer he stated that no, he just uses a bottle to piss in because it's easier...and promptly brought to his web cam a medium size bottle full of piss to show everyone. He also said that sometimes if he is too lazy to actually use the rest room that he will turn off his camera and shit into bags then toss the bags out later. While we at the Great Debate Community admired Em K dedication to his hangouts, we found this to be rather unsanitary and well, frankly disgusting.
The Peeing in the Bottle Incident
Sometimes when you got to go you got to go. It wasn t enough that True Empiricism, Arcane Logos and MP all lived not too far from each other. They all had to raise the bar. This was achieved by EM K when during a hangout he realized the bathroom in the next room was too far and decided the went off camera to pee in a bottle of Gatorade that was on his desk.
During this live hangout Em K walked slightly off camera stating he had to relieve himself while at the same time still carrying on a conversation with the rest of the hangout participants. When asked if his restroom was seriously that close to his computer he stated that no, he just uses a bottle to piss in because it's easier...and promptly brought to his web cam a medium size bottle full of piss to show everyone. He also said that sometimes if he is too lazy to actually use the rest room that he will turn off his camera and shit into bags then toss the bags out later. While we at the Great Debate Community admired Em K dedication to his hangouts, we found this to be rather unsanitary and well, frankly disgusting.
This event was referred to as the "What the Fuck" incident and shortly after EM K's mom removed his internet access. Rumor has it that he roams the local Winnetka and Wilmette Starbucks begging for a wifi signal.
Special powers
- Peeing in bottles while having a conversation
Shooting lasers from his eyes because if God wanted him to be able to, then he would be able to.