G Man

Basic Description

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</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> G Man is a squawking idiot who doesn't understand the simplest of concepts. Ideas that are available to infants fly right over G Man's head like a Learjet as he primes himself for his trademark "Let me axe you a question...". If you watch G Man's hangouts you can actually see the moment where he stops listening, usually a second or so after the other person has started to talk. G Man is the sole member of 'errrrrrr Preaching to the Choir Ministries' and, whilst being oblivious to the fact that preaching to the choir is considered to be a bad thing, to date has managed to convert precisely zero people to his witless brand of radical, evangelical Christianity. G Man is very particular with who knows his real name despite doxing himself on at least seven different occasions. He has mentioned his name in comments sections, in his own videos and he has his name in his paypal account. G Man's real name is so well known that there is no need to repeat it here. G Man's favorite place is Gary, Indiana and says he would like to visit there moore often. G Man's Hobbies involve marathon running, endangering the health of himself and others as he makes videos whilst riding his bike without a helmet, humiliating himself on the internet and watching wrestling. G Man has an almost morbid fascination and obsession with white women. Dragnauct pointed this fact out years ago but has recently become blatantly obvious to others of the GDC.

G Man's Theological Arguments

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Chocolate Jesus for a Chocolate Atheist

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Answered Prayer Argument

The answered prayer argument was used by G Man to excuse him stealing from someone's safe. G Man was behind on the rent and prayed for divine assistance and this assistance came in the form of a safe full of cash that G Man found. Instead of doing the decent thing and reporting the find to the relevant authorities, G Man pocketed the cash for himself. Astonishingly G Man considers this theft to be something to boast about, although it has been rumored that G Man simply made the whole incident up, rendering him only a liar as opposed to a thief.

Generally though, this argument goes as follows: "The Bible says that God will (sometimes) answer prayers. Sometimes, when people pray for things, they get what they prayed for. Therefore, God exists and the Bible is 100% correct." Firstly, G Man has not proven that it is not possible to tell the difference between God saying "yes" and something that would have happened anyway (fate/ luck/ coincidence), or the difference between God saying "no", God not responding at all, or God not existing. Also, there's the obvious fact that this exact argument could be used for any religion that includes prayer and would be just as effective.

Natural God Argument

Dogs Live for Millions of Years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms7LzzZXAAc

Men use their Nipples for Navigation in the Dark and for Mucus Production

Debunking the No True Scotsman fallacy by being The Chocolate Atheist

Atheist have no Morals

Dumbfuck of the Year Award

G Man is the winner of the "DFotY" award for 2015 with 120 votes, more than two-times the number of votes as Brett Keane, the runner up, with only 49 votes.

Reds Rhetoric's "THE 2015 "DUMBFUCK OF THE YEAR" AWARD CEREMONY" (1/11/15)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qut2a6SyESk

Special note: Due to the extreme chance of G Man winning the DFotY every year, new rules had to be instated by Reds Rhetoric that someone could only win the award once in order for to allow other dumbfucks to have a potential shot at the title.