Captain James Griffin

Basic Description

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   <default>Captain James Griffin</default>
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</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> James Griffin thinks he is the time traveling Starfleet Captain of the USS Oblivion Unseen, and a temporal agent. Really he is a Canadian YouTuber who makes crap videos, mostly on World of Warships, retro games, and is complete crap, having only ever made only 1 video with more than 1,000 views since June 2015. His avatar is from a screenshot of his Star Trek Online character, James Griffin, who is actually an admiral not a captain, so he can't even get that right. Also somehow the first video he ever made was total crap and has his second most views at ~500 at the time of this writing. His real name isn't even James Griffin, those are his middle name and mother's maiden name respectively. Griffin wants to make debunk videos especially on why Wi-Fi cannot give you cancer, ever, also microwave ovens and non-ionizing radiation in general because he finds people to be lacking in understanding in the subject, aka stupid. However in his first attempt he was overcome by quantum woo and has not since recovered from the sheer amount of Spirit Science level stupid radiation he was exposed to. The PTSD of attempting to sift through this stupid, as well as the lingering effects of a near terminal dose of stupid radiation, as well as exposure to other types of stupid may be partly responsible for his being crap. While he still wants to do science and religion debunk videos, Griffin finds it easier to just keep making crap video game lets plays instead. Lastly, Griffin thinks he is an indi game dev, but really just derps around in RPG maker and has been working on the same 2 games for 5 years. Mostly due to being crap at art, as seen in his YouTube page banner. And writing. And well Griffin is just crap. There is a playthrough of the only hour of usable gameplay on his channel, but it is complete and crap. Griffin is an atheist, or better described as an apetheist who was never indoctrinated into any religion, though there was an attempt to do so in his early teens that really didn't go very far because they were Catholics and so pretty much almost atheists only really having Catholic rituals and their god of the gaps anyways. However one day he discovered Thunderf00t's "Why do People Laugh at Creationists" series and became fascinated at the level of stupid displayed by the likes of VenomFangX, Kent Hovind, Ray Comfort, and the likes of the CCP. Also, Griffin proposes adding crazy to Clown Car Posse so it is abbreviated to CCCP just because. Griffin wrote this because nobody knows who he is. But Griffin wrote it so it's crap, and you really aren't supposed to write your own so someone make it less crap by doing a better job of showing how crap Griffin is, because he is probably crap at that too.