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== Evilution == | |||
'''''"Evilution"''''' is the fairy tale created by Darwinist Evolutionism-ists, which is just a conspiracy to keep Jesus prayer out of school and teach kids that morality is subjective and there is no God. There are 6 types of Evilution, but the first 5 are not science because they have never been observed. ''(Please add link to source/ image here)'' | '''''"Evilution"''''' is the fairy tale created by Darwinist Evolutionism-ists, which is just a conspiracy to keep Jesus prayer out of school and teach kids that morality is subjective and there is no God. There are 6 types of Evilution, but the first 5 are not science because they have never been observed. ''(Please add link to source/ image here)'' | ||
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It teaches that "nothing" exploded in space creating "something". Then life came from a rock, evolved in to a monkey which then gave birth to a dog. Then, over millions of years, the dog evolved the ability to see, found someone to marry, and turned into a non-dog. Then that non-dog became a person leaving behind no intermediary fossils except for the Crockoduck, which of course is all impossible because one ''kind'' of animal can never turn into a different ''kind'' of animal. | It teaches that "nothing" exploded in space creating "something". Then life came from a rock, evolved in to a monkey which then gave birth to a dog. Then, over millions of years, the dog evolved the ability to see, found someone to marry, and turned into a non-dog. Then that non-dog became a person leaving behind no intermediary fossils except for the Crockoduck, which of course is all impossible because one ''kind'' of animal can never turn into a different ''kind'' of animal. | ||
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Not to be confused with "Evolution".
Evilution
"Evilution" is the fairy tale created by Darwinist Evolutionism-ists, which is just a conspiracy to keep Jesus prayer out of school and teach kids that morality is subjective and there is no God. There are 6 types of Evilution, but the first 5 are not science because they have never been observed. (Please add link to source/ image here)
Because of this, it is a secular atheistic religion worshiped and believed on faith by heathens, sodomites, Catholics, God-haters (atheists), and sinners created by Satan, being indoctrinated into good, vertically challenged, innocent, good little God-fearing Christian children by lies in the public school textbooks and "non-true" Christians.
It teaches that "nothing" exploded in space creating "something". Then life came from a rock, evolved in to a monkey which then gave birth to a dog. Then, over millions of years, the dog evolved the ability to see, found someone to marry, and turned into a non-dog. Then that non-dog became a person leaving behind no intermediary fossils except for the Crockoduck, which of course is all impossible because one kind of animal can never turn into a different kind of animal.
