Reds Rhetoric

Basic Description

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</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> Reds Rhetoric, also known as Redline, also known as "That ugly fuck from Florida," also known as "literally the son of Satan" according to Jeranism, is a popular YouTuber with over 4,000 subscribers and is infamous in the eyes of the flat Earth community for his debunking of their horseshit. He is further described as "A fucking moron who is spineless, cowardly and rude" by a flat Earther called alastair inglis on the Jeranism vs Red's Rhetoric debate YouTube video. Of course, this is bullshit. Reds Rhetoric is a reasonably intelligent guy when it comes to Mathematics and owns some fucking awesome cameras and also has a...colorful vocabulary. He is also, of course, the most hideous individual to ever besmirch the surface of the (flat) Earth. He is so ugly, in fact, that he is legally obligated to wear a flame-retardant brown paper bag over his face while in public spaces. However, if someone wishes to see him without his mandatory mug mask, they must first read and sign a 23.4 page consent waiver stating that they will not, under penalty of law, attempt to photograph, remember, or in any way document his face, as this would violate article 666.69 of the Geneva conventions.

Red and Jeranism

Red has an OCD-driven obsession with the flat Earther YouTuber called Jeranism (usually referred to by Red as "Jism"), and has made so many videos towards Jeran it will make your head implode.

This has permanently caused Jeranism to go into a hissy-fit whenever he sees the color red, and also has forced him to always mention Red whenever he sends a challenge out to the "globe Earthers".

Dumbfuck of the Year Award

Every January, Red and a panel of self-proclaimed know-it-alls congregate together into a circle-jerk cluster-fuck of a google hangout to announce the biggest fucking idiot of the past 12 months, be it flat Earthers, Young-Earth Creationists, or perpetrators of general pseudoscience. The 10 candidates of the "DFotY" award for each year are individuals who:

1: Have demonstrated stupendous and unwavering idiocy, despite, and in spite of any evidence that would contradict whatever "science" they find indisputably true.

2: Are not the victim of a mental disorder.

3: Have had at least one one-on-one conversation with Red in a live google hangout.

4: Are not already a recipient of the award.

Anyone who wishes to can vote, including sock accounts.

Rocket Launches

Because of his AWESOME photography equipment and the fact that he lives in Florida, Red usually drives to Cape Canaveral (shotgun) and films the rocket launches and LANDINGS there, like the Falcon 9 rockets that launch and land there.

Because of this, Red is unsurprisingly under a lot of fire from butthurt flat Earther fucktards who after seeing his third-party footage of the Falcon 9 landing say either he is a paid shill and it's CGI or that SpaceX has some crazy holographic technology that Red witnessed and recorded.

Because flat earthers cry whenever they see his third-party footage, Red proudly parades this footage around as proof that space travel is real and even though it's appropriate to use on the flat Earthers it can get kind of annoying.