Jeranism

"Even Young-Earth Creationists need something to laugh at."

Basic Description

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</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> Jeranism, "Jeran," "Jism," or "Jeranyuerism" is an ignorant, arrogant, stupid, despicable, dogmatic, disgusting, deceptive, and evidence denying twat-bag off YouTube and has somehow managed to scrape together over 70,000 subscribers who mindlessly eat up the bullshit constantly pouring from his mouth and then all ironically say that anyone who believes in the round Earth or space travel is a "mindless sheeple".

Flat Earth

Approximately 117% of "Jizz in my pant's" content revolves around exposing "da truuf", such as that there is a global conspiracy being perpetrated by the ever faceless, nameless, "they" to hind the shape of the Earth because of the Bible... or something. In reality though, once one has cleansed themselves of "scientism's" indoctrination, they will realize that the Earth is actually flat.

"Challenges to the Ball-Earthers"

SpaceX Satellite Deployment

For one of his first challenges, on (1/10/17) Jeran said that Reds Rhetoric must model a SpaceX satellite deployment as seen in this video in a rocket simulation game called Kerbal Space Program. Then, he and Jeranism will have a live, moderated, and structured debate. After Red did this with help from his friend (butt-buddy slave) halsoy, Jeranism moved the goalposts, adding conditions and saying that Red must show his face if they were to proceed. Red did not comply, so this debate never happened. Hillel Finder also completed the challenge several mouths later, but Jeranism responded only with questions that he never acknowledged has been answered and with the comments: "Sorry you have been lied to by Space X," "Sad what you are doing to the people of the world," and the always classy: "Time u face reality."

The Umbra-Penumbra Conundrum

"Explain It to Me"

No Star-Trails on Globe Earth

DumbFuck of the Year Award

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The Face of a Certified Fucktard

This idiot won Reds Rhetoric's coveted "DFotY" award for 2016 because this asshole fucking deserved it for all of the truly stupid shit he said that year like:

"How can SpaceX can stop the moon?"...

"Why do rockets curve when going into space?"...

Skipping through ISS video = extra-dimensional Earth...

"Why don't rockets go into space and then "wait" until the moon catches up with them?"...

Boats going under the horizon = "hurdles behind hurdles."...

File:The 2nd annual DUMBFUCK of the YEAR Award Ceremony!

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...and other equally daft crap.

Super Powers

No super Powers detected when mental illness is present instead.