Betty Van Velsen

Basic Description

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</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> Whenever she speaks, everyone on the entire (oblate irregular spheroid) planet immediately has their IQ points dropped by a whopping 40pts. Betty is a dumb dutch bitch who constantly asks for things to be proven with the scientific method even when the scientific method is not even remotely applicable. The irony of this being is that she cant even use the scientific method to demonstrate that the Earth is flat without making a flawed observation or rigging the controls of the experiment in question...that is If she ever would get off her ass and do an experiment in the sodding first place.

Betty Vs Reds Rhetoric

On June the 2nd 2017, Betty faced off against Reds Rhetoric in a debate on what best describes observations, a round Earth model or a flat Earth model. Betty however is sternly against models of any kind claiming that models are not scientific, and that they are not ever used when doing "real" science and failed to provide any type of flat Earth model that describes our observations of the sky. Her only attempt at even remotely providing a model was to claim that on a round Earth would should be able to see Polaris when we face north, and when we face south, and when we face East, and when we face West...all at the same time. Meaning no matter where we are on the planet, any direction we face, we should be staring directly at Polaris if we lived on a round Earth. Since this is not what we actually see, this to Betty means we can not possibly be living on a round Earth and therefore we live on a flat Earth "by default".

During the 3 hour long debate, the global mortality rate for all demographics increased by approximately 10.48% due to extreme facepalm impaction. This has led to Reds Rhetoric announcing to all that he would be releasing a new range of face pancaking resistant oven mitts.