JD Kain

Basic Description

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JD Kain (which obviously isn't his damn name) is a perpetual drunk who hosts Talking Shit Tuesday. On his excellent show he would award someone the title of the 'Lying Cocksucker of the Week', a ritual that hasn't been realised in a long while, probably because JD was too drunk to remember.

He can be found in his chair appearing in black and white, sipping an alcoholic beverage, usually cheap scotch that he claims is expensive whilst engaging in inane conversation with some YEC or random Internet idiot.

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Works for some 3 letter department(s) in the US Government.

Super Powers

- Can tell others to go fuck themselves