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== Basic Description == | == Basic Description == | ||
{{Member|image1 = Jade West.jpeg|gender = Female|positions/opinions = Roman Catholic | {{Member|image1 = Jade West.jpeg|gender = Female|positions/opinions = Roman Catholic (formerly Undisclosed) | ||
Theistic Evolutionist|main_debating_focus = Idiots in | |||
Theistic Evolutionist|main_debating_focus = Idiots in General|skills = Losing Connection | |||
Loud Scraping Noises | Loud Scraping Noises | ||
Myopic Detail}}Jade, if that is even her real name as who the hell is named after a rock, has read more books in her life than any single human being on this or any other planet. Jade primarily uses her extensive amount of knowledge in defense and the building of countermeasures to protect her from her psychopathic cat "Freddy" who is constantly trying to kill her in order to quell his insatiable blood lust for human sinew. | |||
Myopic Detail|scientific_name = Meleagris felis}}Jade, if that is even her real name as who the hell is named after a rock, has read more books in her life than any single human being on this or any other planet. Jade primarily uses her extensive amount of knowledge in defense and the building of countermeasures to protect her from her psychopathic cat "Freddy" who is constantly trying to kill her in order to quell his insatiable blood lust for human sinew. | |||
Jade also steals WiFi from the Motel 8 located just close enough to where she lives to give her 1 bar of signal strength. This unfortunately results her losing connection or going robotic in hangouts every time a room door is slammed whenever a crack whore is having a fight with her pimp. | Jade also steals WiFi from the Motel 8 located just close enough to where she lives to give her 1 bar of signal strength. This unfortunately results her losing connection or going robotic in hangouts every time a room door is slammed whenever a crack whore is having a fight with her pimp. | ||
Jade, sadly, passed away of as yet unknown causes at her home sometime between June 3rd and June 4th, 2018. A Google+ group has been created to curate memories and videos that she was in, which can be found [https://plus.google.com/communities/107813165197566563024 here]. | |||
== Faith and Belief == | == Faith and Belief == | ||
Roman Catholic (Unless you ask [[G Man]]) and theistic evolutionist. | Roman Catholic (Unless you ask [[G Man]]) and theistic [[evolution|evolutionist]]. | ||
The ability to research 14 different things simultaneously | == Super Powers == | ||
* Infinite volubility | |||
* The ability to research 14 different things simultaneously | |||
* The ability to talk at length on any given subject for hours on end (especially if it involves science, history, theology, or any story from her life) | |||
== Most famous quotes: == | == Most famous quotes: == | ||
"Shut the fuck up JD!" | ''"Shut the fuck up JD!"'' | ||
"Goddammit, Freddy!" | ''"Goddammit, Freddy!"'' | ||
[[Category:GDC Member]] | [[Category:GDC Member]] | ||
Latest revision as of 16:40, 8 June 2018
Basic Description
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</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> Jade, if that is even her real name as who the hell is named after a rock, has read more books in her life than any single human being on this or any other planet. Jade primarily uses her extensive amount of knowledge in defense and the building of countermeasures to protect her from her psychopathic cat "Freddy" who is constantly trying to kill her in order to quell his insatiable blood lust for human sinew. Jade also steals WiFi from the Motel 8 located just close enough to where she lives to give her 1 bar of signal strength. This unfortunately results her losing connection or going robotic in hangouts every time a room door is slammed whenever a crack whore is having a fight with her pimp. Jade, sadly, passed away of as yet unknown causes at her home sometime between June 3rd and June 4th, 2018. A Google+ group has been created to curate memories and videos that she was in, which can be found here.
Faith and Belief
Roman Catholic (Unless you ask G Man) and theistic evolutionist.
Super Powers
- Infinite volubility
- The ability to research 14 different things simultaneously
- The ability to talk at length on any given subject for hours on end (especially if it involves science, history, theology, or any story from her life)
Most famous quotes:
"Shut the fuck up JD!"
"Goddammit, Freddy!"
