Difference between revisions of "Jade West"
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== Basic Description == | == Basic Description == | ||
{{Member|image1 = Jade West.jpeg|gender = Female|positions/opinions = Roman Catholic | {{Member|image1 = Jade West.jpeg|gender = Female|positions/opinions = Roman Catholic | ||
Theistic Evolutionist|main_debating_focus = Idiots in | |||
Theistic Evolutionist|main_debating_focus = Idiots in General|skills = Losing Connection | |||
Loud Scraping Noises | Loud Scraping Noises | ||
Myopic Detail}}Jade, if that is even her real name as who the hell is named after a rock, has read more books in her life than any single human being on this or any other planet. Jade primarily uses her extensive amount of knowledge in defense and the building of countermeasures to protect her from her psychopathic cat "Freddy" who is constantly trying to kill her in order to quell his insatiable blood lust for human sinew. | Myopic Detail}}Jade, if that is even her real name as who the hell is named after a rock, has read more books in her life than any single human being on this or any other planet. Jade primarily uses her extensive amount of knowledge in defense and the building of countermeasures to protect her from her psychopathic cat "Freddy" who is constantly trying to kill her in order to quell his insatiable blood lust for human sinew. | ||
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== Faith and Belief == | == Faith and Belief == | ||
Roman Catholic (Unless you ask [[G Man]]) and theistic evolutionist. | Roman Catholic (Unless you ask [[G Man]]) and theistic [[evolution|evolutionist]]. | ||
== Super Power == | == Super Power == | ||
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== Most famous quotes: == | == Most famous quotes: == | ||
"Shut the fuck up JD!" | ''"Shut the fuck up JD!"'' | ||
"Goddammit, Freddy!" | ''"Goddammit, Freddy!"'' | ||
[[Category:GDC Member]] | [[Category:GDC Member]] | ||
Revision as of 13:47, 3 July 2017
Basic Description
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<title source="title1"> <default>Jade West</default> </title> <image source="image1">
</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> Jade, if that is even her real name as who the hell is named after a rock, has read more books in her life than any single human being on this or any other planet. Jade primarily uses her extensive amount of knowledge in defense and the building of countermeasures to protect her from her psychopathic cat "Freddy" who is constantly trying to kill her in order to quell his insatiable blood lust for human sinew. Jade also steals WiFi from the Motel 8 located just close enough to where she lives to give her 1 bar of signal strength. This unfortunately results her losing connection or going robotic in hangouts every time a room door is slammed whenever a crack whore is having a fight with her pimp.
Faith and Belief
Roman Catholic (Unless you ask G Man) and theistic evolutionist.
Super Power
Infinite volubility
The ability to research 14 different things simultaneously.
Most famous quotes:
"Shut the fuck up JD!"
"Goddammit, Freddy!"
