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== Origin and Discovery == | == Origin and Discovery == | ||
{{Hat|image1 = 2017-09-07.png|home_galaxy = NGC 1277|current_owner = Pew Review | {{Hat|image1 = 2017-09-07.png|home_galaxy = NGC 1277|current_owner = [[Pew Review]] | ||
Skylar Fiction (formerly)|power_level = Immeasurable}}The hat was forged inside the supermassive black hole at the center of the NGC 1277 galaxy approximately 220 million light years from Earth after a neutron star as dense as [[TrueEmpiricism]] fell into it. The resulting artifact from this collision was a small, round, hat-like object 20 centimeters across. Inside this astronomical orgy, the hat was so incredibly unstable that it was immediately flung out of the clusterfuck in the direction of the Milky Way galaxy at a velocity similar to how fast [[G Man]] spouts bullshit on his YouTube channel. | [[Skylar Fiction]] (formerly)|power_level = Immeasurable}}The hat was forged inside the supermassive black hole at the center of the NGC 1277 galaxy approximately 220 million light years from Earth after a neutron star as dense as [[TrueEmpiricism]] fell into it. The resulting artifact from this collision was a small, round, hat-like object 20 centimeters across. Inside this astronomical orgy, the hat was so incredibly unstable that it was immediately flung out of the clusterfuck in the direction of the Milky Way galaxy at a velocity similar to how fast [[G Man]] spouts bullshit on his YouTube channel. | ||
Many years later, the "hat" entered the Sol star system in the Milky Way and was on a direct collision course for the third planet orbiting the star known as Earth. It entered the atmosphere of the ocean-forest world on the 15th of February 2013 flying over many different russian villages before slamming into the snow-covered ground near Lake Chebarkul. According to eyewitnesses, this object was a bright ball coming in quickly before shining incredibly brightly and then fading away into the horizon. Scientists assumed this was due to the "asteroid" exploding in the sky but it was actually due to the Hat giving off a single pulse of extra-galactic energy before coming in for landing completely unharmed. | Many years later, the "hat" entered the Sol star system in the Milky Way and was on a direct collision course for the third planet orbiting the star known as Earth. It entered the atmosphere of the ocean-forest world on the 15th of February 2013 flying over many different russian villages before slamming into the snow-covered ground near Lake Chebarkul. According to eyewitnesses, this object was a bright ball coming in quickly before shining incredibly brightly and then fading away into the horizon. Scientists assumed this was due to the "asteroid" exploding in the sky but it was actually due to the Hat giving off a single pulse of extra-galactic energy before coming in for landing completely unharmed. | ||
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== Sentience == | == Sentience == | ||
It is debatable whether or not the GGHoD is a sentient lifeform itself. Many have argued that the fact that the Hat came to Earth of all the planets in the Milky Way is a sign that the Hat has some sort of free will, and it knew that it's existence would be put to use on a planet with life so it came here. | It is debatable whether or not the GGHoD is a sentient lifeform itself. Many have argued that the fact that the Hat came to Earth of all the planets in the Milky Way is a sign that the Hat has some sort of free will, and it knew that it's existence would be put to use on a planet with life so it came here. | ||
== Destiny == | == Destiny == | ||
To destroy the Sith and bring balance to the Force... or something like that. | To destroy the Sith and bring balance to the Force... or something like that. | ||
[[Category:GDC Lexicon]] | [[Category:GDC Lexicon]] | ||
Revision as of 01:17, 8 September 2017
Origin and Discovery
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<title source="title1"> <default>The Great Gay Hat of Darkness</default> </title> <image source="image1">
</image> <label>Home Galaxy</label> <label>Current Owner</label> <label>Power Level</label> </infobox> The hat was forged inside the supermassive black hole at the center of the NGC 1277 galaxy approximately 220 million light years from Earth after a neutron star as dense as TrueEmpiricism fell into it. The resulting artifact from this collision was a small, round, hat-like object 20 centimeters across. Inside this astronomical orgy, the hat was so incredibly unstable that it was immediately flung out of the clusterfuck in the direction of the Milky Way galaxy at a velocity similar to how fast G Man spouts bullshit on his YouTube channel. Many years later, the "hat" entered the Sol star system in the Milky Way and was on a direct collision course for the third planet orbiting the star known as Earth. It entered the atmosphere of the ocean-forest world on the 15th of February 2013 flying over many different russian villages before slamming into the snow-covered ground near Lake Chebarkul. According to eyewitnesses, this object was a bright ball coming in quickly before shining incredibly brightly and then fading away into the horizon. Scientists assumed this was due to the "asteroid" exploding in the sky but it was actually due to the Hat giving off a single pulse of extra-galactic energy before coming in for landing completely unharmed.
Abilities
The GGHoD is widely considered to be The Most Powerful Artifact in the Universe. When worn by a sentient lifeform, it allows them to:
- Withstand the stupidity of all members of the CCP.
- Survive the deadly onslaught of dank memes while on the internet.
- Prevent instant death from the horrors of Georgia.
Current Location
Pop'n a squat on Pew Review's lithic head.
Sentience
It is debatable whether or not the GGHoD is a sentient lifeform itself. Many have argued that the fact that the Hat came to Earth of all the planets in the Milky Way is a sign that the Hat has some sort of free will, and it knew that it's existence would be put to use on a planet with life so it came here.
Destiny
To destroy the Sith and bring balance to the Force... or something like that.
