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== Description == | == Basic Description == | ||
Halrious Zulu is a very young British creationist twat, full of derp, who needs a shag. He doesn t know his Bible as much as he should and he gets schooled by numerous atheists...even Kemets from the Titans channel who know more about the Bible than he does. He has full confidence in what he doesn t know which makes him very derpy. | Halrious Zulu is a very young British creationist twat, full of ''derp'', who needs a shag. He doesn't know his Bible as much as he should and he gets schooled by numerous atheists... even Kemets from the ''Titans channel'' who know more about the Bible than he does. He has full confidence in what he doesn't know which makes him very derpy. | ||
He doesn t always pay attention to the current conversation as he does hangout with his phone while purchasing tits mags at the local train station (reason why he cant focus). | He doesn't always pay attention to the current conversation as he does hangout with his phone while purchasing tits mags at the local train station (reason why he cant focus). | ||
== Beliefs == | == Beliefs == | ||
Zulu believes that [https://youtu.be/LOlc7TrprW4?t=1h25m29s Moses gave the laws not God]...not knowing that the laws were given to Moses by God. | Zulu believes that [https://youtu.be/LOlc7TrprW4?t=1h25m29s Moses gave the laws, not God]...not knowing that the laws were given to Moses by [[God]] . | ||
Like many other apologists, Zulu believes that rape was ok at the time because the culture was different and we can t use current morals to judge people in the past. Zulu here clearly forgets that the laws where given to men by God where God being omniscient would have known not to have to change his laws in the future and should have known what proper morals were going to be 2500 years after bronze age illiterate desert sheep herders. But that would means saying something against the Bible and that for Zulu is impossible because reasons. | Like many other apologists, Zulu believes that rape was ok at the time because the culture was different and we can't use current morals to judge people in the past. Zulu here clearly forgets that the laws where given to men by God where God being omniscient would have known not to have to change his laws in the future and should have known what proper morals were going to be 2500 years after bronze age illiterate desert sheep herders. But that would means saying something against the Bible and that for Zulu is impossible because reasons. | ||
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Revision as of 09:04, 13 July 2017
Basic Description
Halrious Zulu is a very young British creationist twat, full of derp, who needs a shag. He doesn't know his Bible as much as he should and he gets schooled by numerous atheists... even Kemets from the Titans channel who know more about the Bible than he does. He has full confidence in what he doesn't know which makes him very derpy.
He doesn't always pay attention to the current conversation as he does hangout with his phone while purchasing tits mags at the local train station (reason why he cant focus).
Beliefs
Zulu believes that Moses gave the laws, not God...not knowing that the laws were given to Moses by God .
Like many other apologists, Zulu believes that rape was ok at the time because the culture was different and we can't use current morals to judge people in the past. Zulu here clearly forgets that the laws where given to men by God where God being omniscient would have known not to have to change his laws in the future and should have known what proper morals were going to be 2500 years after bronze age illiterate desert sheep herders. But that would means saying something against the Bible and that for Zulu is impossible because reasons.
