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"'''''Evilution"''''' is the fairy tale created by Darwinist Evolutionism-ists, which is just a conspiracy to keep Jesus prayer out of school and teach kids that morality is subjective and there is no God. There are 6 types of Evilution, but the first 5 are not science because they have never been observed. ''(Please add link to source here)'' | "'''''Evilution"''''' is the fairy tale created by Darwinist Evolutionism-ists, which is just a conspiracy to keep Jesus prayer out of school and teach kids that morality is subjective and there is no God. There are 6 types of Evilution, but the first 5 are not science because they have never been observed. ''(Please add link to source here)'' | ||
<nowiki> </nowiki>Because of this, it is a secular atheistic religion believed on faith by heathens, sodomites, Catholics, God-haters (atheists), and sinners created by Satan being indoctrinated into good, vertically challenged, innocent, good, little, God-fearing Christian children by lies in the public school textbooks and "non-true" Christians. | <nowiki> </nowiki>Because of this, it is a secular atheistic religion worshiped and believed on faith by heathens, sodomites, Catholics, God-haters (atheists), and sinners created by Satan, being indoctrinated into good, vertically challenged, innocent, good, little, God-fearing Christian children by lies in the public school textbooks and "non-true" Christians. | ||
It teaches that "nothing" exploded in space. Then life came from a rock, evolved in to a monkey which then gave birth to a dog. Then, over millions of years, the dog evolved the ability to see, found someone to marry, and turned into a non-dog. Then that non-dog became a person leaving behind no intermediary fossils except for the Crockoduck, which of course is all impossible because one ''kind'' of animal can never turn into a different ''kind'' of animal. | It teaches that "nothing" exploded in space. Then life came from a rock, evolved in to a monkey which then gave birth to a dog. Then, over millions of years, the dog evolved the ability to see, found someone to marry, and turned into a non-dog. Then that non-dog became a person leaving behind no intermediary fossils except for the Crockoduck, which of course is all impossible because one ''kind'' of animal can never turn into a different ''kind'' of animal. | ||
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Revision as of 20:29, 25 June 2017
"Evilution" is the fairy tale created by Darwinist Evolutionism-ists, which is just a conspiracy to keep Jesus prayer out of school and teach kids that morality is subjective and there is no God. There are 6 types of Evilution, but the first 5 are not science because they have never been observed. (Please add link to source here)
Because of this, it is a secular atheistic religion worshiped and believed on faith by heathens, sodomites, Catholics, God-haters (atheists), and sinners created by Satan, being indoctrinated into good, vertically challenged, innocent, good, little, God-fearing Christian children by lies in the public school textbooks and "non-true" Christians.
It teaches that "nothing" exploded in space. Then life came from a rock, evolved in to a monkey which then gave birth to a dog. Then, over millions of years, the dog evolved the ability to see, found someone to marry, and turned into a non-dog. Then that non-dog became a person leaving behind no intermediary fossils except for the Crockoduck, which of course is all impossible because one kind of animal can never turn into a different kind of animal.
