Difference between revisions of "Evilution"
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'''''Evilution''''' is the fairy tale created by Darwinist Evolutionismists, which is just a conspiracy to keep Jesus prayer out of school and teach kids that morality is subjective and there is no God. It is a secular atheistic religion believed on faith by heathens, sodomites, God-haters (atheists), and Catholics being indoctrinated into good, vertically challenged, innocent, good, God-fearing Christian children by lies in the public school textbooks and "non-true" Christians. | |||
It teaches that "nothing" exploded in space. Then life came from a rock, evolved in to a monkey which then gave birth to a dog. Then, over millions of years, the dog evolved the ability to see, found someone to marry, and turned into a non-dog. Then that non-dog became a person leaving behind no intermediary fossils except for the Crockoduck, which of course is all impossible because one ''kind'' of animal can never turn into a different ''kind'' of animal. | |||
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Revision as of 20:14, 25 June 2017
Evilution is the fairy tale created by Darwinist Evolutionismists, which is just a conspiracy to keep Jesus prayer out of school and teach kids that morality is subjective and there is no God. It is a secular atheistic religion believed on faith by heathens, sodomites, God-haters (atheists), and Catholics being indoctrinated into good, vertically challenged, innocent, good, God-fearing Christian children by lies in the public school textbooks and "non-true" Christians.
It teaches that "nothing" exploded in space. Then life came from a rock, evolved in to a monkey which then gave birth to a dog. Then, over millions of years, the dog evolved the ability to see, found someone to marry, and turned into a non-dog. Then that non-dog became a person leaving behind no intermediary fossils except for the Crockoduck, which of course is all impossible because one kind of animal can never turn into a different kind of animal.
