Jungle Jargon - Revision history

imported>Rattyrattera: /* Basic Description */

2018-04-16T04:52:22Z

Basic Description

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	Making Love to Amazon Anacondas (Yes, we know Anacondas are not Indigenous to the Amazon: See [[Ran Campbell]]).}}Jungle Jargon is one of those people who wears sunglasses at night as well as when he is ~~indoor~~. Suffering damage to his hippocampus as a child after pushing crayons too high up his nose, Jungle Jargon demonstrates a unique mixture of a chronic speech impediment of slow talking combined with an almost perfect inability to focus on his current train of thought. He also doesn't know where babies come from.		Making Love to Amazon Anacondas (Yes, we know Anacondas are not Indigenous to the Amazon: See [[Ran Campbell]]).}}Jungle Jargon is one of those people who wears sunglasses at night as well as when he is indoors. Suffering damage to his hippocampus as a child after pushing crayons too high up his nose, Jungle Jargon demonstrates a unique mixture of a chronic speech impediment of slow talking combined with an almost perfect inability to focus on his current train of thought. He also doesn't know where babies come from.

	Using the avatar of a big cat is a fitting image for Jungle Jargon as he has the same short term memory as our feline friends... about a couple of minutes.		Using the avatar of a big cat is a fitting image for Jungle Jargon as he has the same short term memory as our feline friends... about a couple of minutes.

imported>House Escalus at 16:24, 18 September 2017

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	Making Love to Amazon Anacondas (Yes, we know Anacondas are not Indigenous to the Amazon: See [[Ran Campbell]]).}}Jungle Jargon is one of those people who wears sunglasses at night as well as when he is indoor. Suffering damage to his hippocampus as a child after pushing crayons too high up his nose, Jungle Jargon demonstrates unique mixture of a chronic speech impediment of slow talking combined with an almost perfect inability to focus on his current train of thought. He also doesn't know where babies come from.		Making Love to Amazon Anacondas (Yes, we know Anacondas are not Indigenous to the Amazon: See [[Ran Campbell]]).}}Jungle Jargon is one of those people who wears sunglasses at night as well as when he is indoor. Suffering damage to his hippocampus as a child after pushing crayons too high up his nose, Jungle Jargon demonstrates a unique mixture of a chronic speech impediment of slow talking combined with an almost perfect inability to focus on his current train of thought. He also doesn't know where babies come from.

	Using the avatar of a big cat is a fitting image for Jungle Jargon as he has the same short term memory as our feline friends... about a couple of minutes.		Using the avatar of a big cat is a fitting image for Jungle Jargon as he has the same short term memory as our feline friends... about a couple of minutes.

	Jungle Jargon ~~constantly is unable~~ to produce any coherent sentences or thought is compounded by his constant mumbling as if words were in ~~themselves~~ a jargon that Jungle Jargon can't master.		Jungle Jargon's constant inability to produce any coherent sentences or thought is compounded by his constant mumbling as if words themselves were in a jargon that Jungle Jargon can't master.

	Like other members of the [[CCP]], Jungle Jargon is also able to pull answers to questions from his backside without having any training in the topic being discussed.		Like other members of the [[CCP]], Jungle Jargon is also able to pull answers to questions from his backside without having any training in the topic being discussed.

imported>Steve McRae at 11:38, 18 September 2017

2017-09-18T11:38:04Z

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	Making Love to Amazon Anacondas (Yes, we know Anacondas are not Indigenous to the Amazon: See [[Ran Campbell]]).}}Jungle Jargon is one of those people who ~~wear~~ sunglasses at night as well as when he is indoor. Suffering damage to his hippocampus as a child after pushing crayons too high up is nose, Jungle Jargon demonstrates speech ~~impediments from~~ slow talking ~~and~~ an inability to focus on his current train of thought. He doesn't know where babies come from.		Making Love to Amazon Anacondas (Yes, we know Anacondas are not Indigenous to the Amazon: See [[Ran Campbell]]).}}Jungle Jargon is one of those people who wears sunglasses at night as well as when he is indoor. Suffering damage to his hippocampus as a child after pushing crayons too high up his nose, Jungle Jargon demonstrates unique mixture of a chronic speech impediment of slow talking combined with an almost perfect inability to focus on his current train of thought. He also doesn't know where babies come from.

	Using the avatar of a big cat is a fitting image for Jungle Jargon as he has the same short term memory as our feline friends... about a couple of minutes.		Using the avatar of a big cat is a fitting image for Jungle Jargon as he has the same short term memory as our feline friends... about a couple of minutes.

	Jungle Jargon~~'s inability~~ to produce any coherent sentences or thought is compounded by his constant mumbling as if words were in themselves a jargon that Jungle Jargon can't master.		Jungle Jargon constantly is unable to produce any coherent sentences or thought is compounded by his constant mumbling as if words were in themselves a jargon that Jungle Jargon can't master.

	Like other members of the [[CCP]], Jungle Jargon is also able to pull answers to questions from his backside without having any training in the topic being discussed.		Like other members of the [[CCP]], Jungle Jargon is also able to pull answers to questions from his backside without having any training in the topic being discussed.

imported>Blackman1: /* Basic Description */

2017-09-11T21:24:27Z

Basic Description

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	Making Love to Amazon Anacondas (Yes, we know Anacondas are not Indigenous to the Amazon: See [[Ran Campbell]]).}}Jungle Jargon is one of those people who wear sunglasses at night as well as when he is indoor. Suffering damage to his hippocampus as a child after pushing crayons too high up is nose, Jungle Jargon demonstrates speech impediments from slow talking and an inability to focus on his current train of thought.		Making Love to Amazon Anacondas (Yes, we know Anacondas are not Indigenous to the Amazon: See [[Ran Campbell]]).}}Jungle Jargon is one of those people who wear sunglasses at night as well as when he is indoor. Suffering damage to his hippocampus as a child after pushing crayons too high up is nose, Jungle Jargon demonstrates speech impediments from slow talking and an inability to focus on his current train of thought. He doesn't know where babies come from.

	Using the avatar of a big cat is a fitting image for Jungle Jargon as he has the same short term memory as our feline friends... about a couple of minutes.		Using the avatar of a big cat is a fitting image for Jungle Jargon as he has the same short term memory as our feline friends... about a couple of minutes.

imported>House Escalus at 01:52, 3 September 2017

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	"Old" Intelligent Design\|main_debating_focus = Jungle doesn't debate... he just incoherently babbles\|skills = Parroting		"Old" Intelligent Design\|main_debating_focus = Jungle doesn't debate... he just incoherently babbles\|skills = Parroting


	Babbling Incoherency		Babbling Incoherency


	Making Love to Amazon Anacondas (Yes, we know Anacondas are not Indigenous to the Amazon: See [[Ran Campbell]]).}}Jungle Jargon is one of those people who wear sunglasses at night as well as when he is indoor. Suffering damage to his hippocampus as a child after pushing crayons too high up is nose, Jungle Jargon demonstrates speech impediments from slow talking and an inability to focus on his current train of thought.		Making Love to Amazon Anacondas (Yes, we know Anacondas are not Indigenous to the Amazon: See [[Ran Campbell]]).}}Jungle Jargon is one of those people who wear sunglasses at night as well as when he is indoor. Suffering damage to his hippocampus as a child after pushing crayons too high up is nose, Jungle Jargon demonstrates speech impediments from slow talking and an inability to focus on his current train of thought.

imported>House Escalus at 01:25, 11 July 2017

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	{{Member\|title1 = Jungle Jargon\|image1 = Junglejargon profile.jpg\|gender = Male\|caption1 = "you can't make a baby"\|positions/opinions = Young Earth Creationist, Intelligent Design\|main_debating_focus = Jungle doesn't debate... he just incoherently babbles\|skills = Parroting		== Basic Description ==
			{{Member\|title1 = Jungle Jargon\|image1 = Junglejargon profile.jpg\|gender = Male\|caption1 = ''"you can't make a baby"''\|positions/opinions = Young-Earth Creationist

			"Old" Intelligent Design\|main_debating_focus = Jungle doesn't debate... he just incoherently babbles\|skills = Parroting

	Babbling Incoherency		Babbling Incoherency
	~~Making Love to Amazon Anacondas (Yes, we know Anacondas are not Indigenous to the Amazon: See [[Ran Campbell]]).}}~~

	~~== Basic Description ==~~		Making Love to Amazon Anacondas (Yes, we know Anacondas are not Indigenous to the Amazon: See [[Ran Campbell]]).}}Jungle Jargon is one of those people who wear sunglasses at night as well as when he is indoor. Suffering damage to his hippocampus as a child after pushing crayons too high up is nose, Jungle Jargon demonstrates speech impediments from slow talking and an inability to focus on his current train of thought.
	Jungle Jargon is one of those people who wear sunglasses at night as well as when he is indoor. Suffering damage to his hippocampus as a child after pushing crayons too high up is nose, Jungle Jargon demonstrates speech impediments from slow talking and an inability to focus on his current train of thought.

	Using the avatar of a big cat is a fitting image for Jungle Jargon as he has the same short term memory as our feline friends... about a couple minutes.		Using the avatar of a big cat is a fitting image for Jungle Jargon as he has the same short term memory as our feline friends... about a couple of minutes.

	Jungle Jargon's inability to produce any coherent sentences or thought is compounded by his constant mumbling as if words were in themselves a jargon that ~~jungle jargon~~ can t master.		Jungle Jargon's inability to produce any coherent sentences or thought is compounded by his constant mumbling as if words were in themselves a jargon that Jungle Jargon can't master.

	Like other members of the [[CCP]], Jungle Jargon is also able to pull answers to questions from his backside without having any training in the topic being discussed.		Like other members of the [[CCP]], Jungle Jargon is also able to pull answers to questions from his backside without having any training in the topic being discussed.
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	Unconfirmed sources claim that he lives in Chicago and works as an animal dung collector for the Lincoln Park Zoo [citation needed].		Unconfirmed sources claim that he lives in Chicago and works as an animal dung collector for the Lincoln Park Zoo [citation needed].

			We suspect he suffers from brain damage due to catching some obscure tropical disease. He mental status is questionable at times as he mumbles incoherently quite frequently.

	== Fun Facts ==		== Fun Facts ==
	Has a bee in his bonnet about ''"object credit givers"''.		Has a bee in his bonnet about ''"object credit givers"''.

	"Yur mudda and fadder didnt maek you." (paraphrase, I hope)		''"Yur mudda and fadder didnt maek you."'' (paraphrase, I hope)

	Believes you ''"can't make a baby"''.		Believes you ''"can't make a baby"''.

	~~We suspect he suffers from brain damage due to catching some obscure tropical disease. He mental status is questionable at times as he mumbles incoherently quite frequently.~~

	Jungle Jargon has the uncanny ability to assert something, but provide no real justification for said assertion. And when you press him, he'll just assert it again. [[Category:Clown Car Posse]]		Jungle Jargon has the uncanny ability to assert something, but provide no real justification for said assertion. And when you press him, he'll just assert it again. [[Category:Clown Car Posse]]

imported>House Escalus at 01:42, 8 July 2017

2017-07-08T01:42:10Z

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	{{Member\|title1 = Jungle Jargon\|image1 = Junglejargon profile.jpg\|gender = Male\|caption1 = "you can't make a baby"\|positions/opinions = Young Earth Creationist, Intelligent Design\|main_debating_focus = Jungle doesn't debate...he just incoherently babbles\|skills = Parroting~~, babbling incoherency, making love~~ to Amazon ~~anacondas~~ (Yes, we know ~~anacondas~~ are not ~~indigenous~~ to the Amazon: See [[Ran Campbell]]).}}Jungle Jargon is one of those people who wear sunglasses at night as well as when he is indoor. Suffering damage to his hippocampus as a child after pushing crayons too high up is nose, Jungle Jargon demonstrates speech impediments from slow talking and an inability to focus on his current train of thought.		{{Member\|title1 = Jungle Jargon\|image1 = Junglejargon profile.jpg\|gender = Male\|caption1 = "you can't make a baby"\|positions/opinions = Young Earth Creationist, Intelligent Design\|main_debating_focus = Jungle doesn't debate... he just incoherently babbles\|skills = Parroting
			Babbling Incoherency
			Making Love to Amazon Anacondas (Yes, we know Anacondas are not Indigenous to the Amazon: See [[Ran Campbell]]).}}

	Using the avatar of a big cat is a fitting image for Jungle Jargon as he has the same short term memory as our feline friends...about a couple minutes.		== Basic Description ==
			Jungle Jargon is one of those people who wear sunglasses at night as well as when he is indoor. Suffering damage to his hippocampus as a child after pushing crayons too high up is nose, Jungle Jargon demonstrates speech impediments from slow talking and an inability to focus on his current train of thought.

			Using the avatar of a big cat is a fitting image for Jungle Jargon as he has the same short term memory as our feline friends... about a couple minutes.

	Jungle Jargon's inability to produce any coherent sentences or thought is compounded by his constant mumbling as if words were in themselves a jargon that jungle jargon can t master.		Jungle Jargon's inability to produce any coherent sentences or thought is compounded by his constant mumbling as if words were in themselves a jargon that jungle jargon can t master.

	Like other members of the CCP, Jungle Jargon is also able to pull answers to questions from his backside without having any training in the topic being discussed.		Like other members of the [[CCP]], Jungle Jargon is also able to pull answers to questions from his backside without having any training in the topic being discussed.

	He is rumored to be in a human trial for a new anti-psychotic medication with side effects ranging from mumbling, incoherent thoughts to severe constipation which would explain his incoherent sentences.		He is rumored to be in a human trial for a new anti-psychotic medication with side effects ranging from mumbling, incoherent thoughts to severe constipation which would explain his incoherent sentences.
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	Unconfirmed sources claim that he lives in Chicago and works as an animal dung collector for the Lincoln Park Zoo [citation needed].		Unconfirmed sources claim that he lives in Chicago and works as an animal dung collector for the Lincoln Park Zoo [citation needed].

	Has a bee in his bonnet about "object credit givers".		== Fun Facts ==
			Has a bee in his bonnet about ''"object credit givers"''.

	Yur mudda and fadder didnt maek you		"Yur mudda and fadder didnt maek you." (paraphrase, I hope)

	Believes you "can't make a baby".		Believes you ''"can't make a baby"''.

	We suspect he suffers from brain damage due to catching some obscure tropical disease. He mental status is questionable at times as he mumbles incoherently quite frequently.		We suspect he suffers from brain damage due to catching some obscure tropical disease. He mental status is questionable at times as he mumbles incoherently quite frequently.

	Jungle Jargon has the uncanny ability to assert something, but provide no real justification for said assertion. And when you press him, he'll just assert it again. [[Category:Clown Car Posse]]		Jungle Jargon has the uncanny ability to assert something, but provide no real justification for said assertion. And when you press him, he'll just assert it again. [[Category:Clown Car Posse]]

92.12.208.5 at 12:39, 28 June 2017

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	Believes you "can't make a baby".		Believes you "can't make a baby".

	We suspect he suffers from brain damage due to catching some obscure tropical disease. He mental status is questionable at times as he mumbles incoherently quite frequently. [[Category:Clown Car Posse]]		We suspect he suffers from brain damage due to catching some obscure tropical disease. He mental status is questionable at times as he mumbles incoherently quite frequently.

			Jungle Jargon has the uncanny ability to assert something, but provide no real justification for said assertion. And when you press him, he'll just assert it again. [[Category:Clown Car Posse]]

imported>KevinBee: added link to Ran Campbell

2017-06-25T18:36:01Z

added link to Ran Campbell

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	{{Member\|title1 = Jungle Jargon\|image1 = Junglejargon profile.jpg\|gender = Male\|caption1 = "you can't make a baby"\|positions/opinions = Young Earth Creationist, Intelligent Design\|main_debating_focus = Jungle doesn't debate...he just incoherently babbles\|skills = Parroting, babbling incoherency, making love to Amazon anacondas (Yes, we know anacondas are not indigenous to the Amazon: See Ran Campbell).}}Jungle Jargon is one of those people who wear sunglasses at night as well as when he is indoor. Suffering damage to his hippocampus as a child after pushing crayons too high up is nose, Jungle Jargon demonstrates speech impediments from slow talking and an inability to focus on his current train of thought.		{{Member\|title1 = Jungle Jargon\|image1 = Junglejargon profile.jpg\|gender = Male\|caption1 = "you can't make a baby"\|positions/opinions = Young Earth Creationist, Intelligent Design\|main_debating_focus = Jungle doesn't debate...he just incoherently babbles\|skills = Parroting, babbling incoherency, making love to Amazon anacondas (Yes, we know anacondas are not indigenous to the Amazon: See [[Ran Campbell]]).}}Jungle Jargon is one of those people who wear sunglasses at night as well as when he is indoor. Suffering damage to his hippocampus as a child after pushing crayons too high up is nose, Jungle Jargon demonstrates speech impediments from slow talking and an inability to focus on his current train of thought.

	Using the avatar of a big cat is a fitting image for Jungle Jargon as he has the same short term memory as our feline friends...about a couple minutes.		Using the avatar of a big cat is a fitting image for Jungle Jargon as he has the same short term memory as our feline friends...about a couple minutes.

imported>Steve McRae at 06:22, 25 June 2017

2017-06-25T06:22:58Z

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	He is rumored to be in a human trial for a new anti-psychotic medication with side effects ranging from mumbling, incoherent thoughts to severe constipation which would explain his incoherent sentences.		He is rumored to be in a human trial for a new anti-psychotic medication with side effects ranging from mumbling, incoherent thoughts to severe constipation which would explain his incoherent sentences.

	Jungle Jargon claims to live in the Jungle somewhere in South America or in the Amazon where he reportedly lost his virginity to a tribal member of the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSQ_lWEtMb4 Malombos] while he was doing his ~~Christain~~ duties as a teenager.		Jungle Jargon claims to live in the Jungle somewhere in South America or in the Amazon where he reportedly lost his virginity to a tribal member of the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSQ_lWEtMb4 Malombos] while he was doing his Christian duties as a teenager.

	Unconfirmed sources claim that he lives in Chicago and works as an animal dung collector for the Lincoln Park Zoo [citation needed].		Unconfirmed sources claim that he lives in Chicago and works as an animal dung collector for the Lincoln Park Zoo [citation needed].