Captain James Griffin - Revision history

imported>Captain May Griffin: I've updated my page to reflect that I'm transgender, also added that I have some new areas of interest and a new channel, and general updates, and such.

2019-01-11T21:57:42Z

I've updated my page to reflect that I'm transgender, also added that I have some new areas of interest and a new channel, and general updates, and such.

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	== Basic Description ==		== Basic Description ==
	{{Member\|gender = ~~Jim~~\|main_debating_focus = Borg		{{Member\|gender = Queen Elizabeth-class Fast Battleship\|main_debating_focus = Borg

	Theists		Theists
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	Lobatheists		Lobatheists

	Pseudoscience\|skills = Unusually high resistance to stupid radiation		Pseudoscience

			Transphobes

			Homophobes

			Marxists

			Communists\|skills = Unusually high resistance to stupid radiation

			Being a perpetually offended snowflake

	Being crap		Being crap

	Cyberbullying ~~himself~~\|title1 = Admiral Griffin\|image1 = ~~Profile~~.~~png~~\|positions/opinions = Atheist		Cyberbullying herself

			Dropping 15" naval artillery rounds on the enemy

			Not having a sense of humour\|title1 = Admiral Griffin\|image1 = 20181125195857 1.jpg\|positions/opinions = Atheist

	Engineer		Engineer
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	Intelligence		Intelligence

	Captain\|links = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxvVyA7bA80lQcMG9i8j-vg ~~YouTube~~]}}~~James~~ Griffin thinks he is the time traveling Starfleet Captain of the USS Oblivion Unseen, and a temporal agent.		Captain

			Far left centrism

			Egalitarianism\|links = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxvVyA7bA80lQcMG9i8j-vg Captain Griffin]

			[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdeqfLPwPf4EqiJiwSN9zdA? May Bowen]\|scientific_name = Captianus Trannyus Maximus}}May Griffin thinks she is the time traveling Starfleet Captain of the USS Oblivion Unseen, and a temporal agent.

	Really he is a Canadian YouTuber who makes crap videos, mostly on World of Warships, retro games, and is complete crap, having only ever made only 1 video with more than 1,000 views since June 2015. ~~His~~ avatar is from a screenshot of ~~his~~ Star Trek Online character, ~~James~~ Griffin, ~~who~~ is actually an admiral not a captain, so he can't even get that right. Also somehow the first video he ever made was total crap and has his second most views at ~500 at the time of this writing. ~~His~~ real name isn't even James Griffin, ~~those~~ are ~~his~~ middle name and mother's maiden name respectively. Griffin wants to make debunk videos especially on why Wi-Fi cannot give you cancer, ever, also microwave ovens and non-ionizing radiation in general because he finds people to be lacking in understanding in the subject, aka stupid. However in ~~his~~ first attempt he was overcome by quantum woo and has not since recovered from the sheer amount of Spirit Science level stupid radiation he was exposed to. The PTSD of attempting to sift through this stupid, as well as the lingering effects of a near terminal dose of stupid radiation, as well as exposure to other types of stupid may be partly responsible for ~~his~~ being crap. While he still wants to do science and religion debunk videos, Griffin finds it easier to just keep making crap video game lets plays instead. Lastly, Griffin thinks he is an indi game dev, but really just derps around in RPG maker and has been working on the same 2 games for 5 years. Mostly due to being crap at art, as seen in ~~his~~ YouTube page banner. And writing. And well Griffin is just crap. There is a playthrough of the only hour of usable gameplay on ~~his~~ channel, but it is ~~complete~~ and crap.		Really she is a Canadian YouTuber who makes crap videos, mostly on World of Warships, retro games, and is complete crap, having only ever made only 1 video with more than 1,000 views since June 2015. Her avatar is from a screenshot of her Star Trek Online character May Griffin. Actually it's from an old alternative that was recently made to look like a female version of the original. It was never meant to represent her, is rarely played, isn't even a human, and the male Captain Griffin is still her main. Also, she is actually an admiral not a captain, so she can't even get that right. Also somehow the first video she ever made was total crap and has his second most views at ~500 at the time of this writing. May is transgender and has recently started transitioning. This is why her profile name is also wrong. Her real name isn't even James Griffin, nor was it ever. Those are her given middle name and mother's maiden name respectively. Her birth name was Mat, and she chose May partly because she only needs to remember changing one letter, which is good because she is still crap, and the other reason is because the name is easy to pun. Griffin wants to make debunk videos especially on why Wi-Fi cannot give you cancer, ever, also microwave ovens and non-ionizing radiation in general because she finds people to be lacking in understanding in the subject, aka stupid. However in her first attempt she was overcome by quantum woo and has not since recovered from the sheer amount of Spirit Science level stupid radiation she was exposed to. The PTSD of attempting to sift through this stupid, as well as the lingering effects of a near terminal dose of stupid radiation, as well as exposure to other types of stupid may be partly responsible for her being crap. It also may have something to do with May's change of gender. As noted homophobe, anti vaxxer and all around asshole Mark Cummings would assert, traumatic experiences can cause people to be trans or some other wrong shit like that. While she still wants to do science and religion debunk videos, Griffin finds it easier to just keep making crap video game lets plays instead. Griffin has recently taken up the task of confronting homophobic and transphobic people, most notably the aforementioned Mark Angelo Cummings, who she now has a personal grudge against. Lastly, Griffin thinks she is an indi game dev, but really just derps around in RPG maker and has been working on the same 2 games for 5 years. Mostly due to being crap at art, as seen in her YouTube page banner. And writing. And well Griffin is just crap. There is a playthrough of the only hour of usable gameplay on her channel, but it is incomplete and crap.

	Griffin is an atheist, who was never indoctrinated into any religion. There was an attempt to do so in ~~his~~ early teens that really didn't go very far, because they were Catholics. As Catholics are pretty much atheists, only really having Catholic rituals and their god of the gaps. However one day he discovered Thunderf00t's ''"Why do People Laugh at Creationists"'' series and became fascinated at the level of stupid displayed by the likes of VenomFangX, [[Kent Hovind]], Ray Comfort, and the likes of the [[CCP]]. Also, Griffin proposes adding crazy to Clown Car Posse so it is abbreviated to CCCP just because.		Griffin is an atheist, who was never indoctrinated into any religion. There was an attempt to do so in her early teens that really didn't go very far, because they were Catholics. As Catholics are pretty much atheists, only really having Catholic rituals and their god of the gaps, at least the ones here in Ontario. However one day she discovered Thunderf00t's ''"Why do People Laugh at Creationists"'' series and became fascinated at the level of stupid displayed by the likes of VenomFangX, [[Kent Hovind]], Ray Comfort, and the likes of the [[CCP]]. Also, Griffin proposes adding crazy to Clown Car Posse so it is abbreviated to CCCP just because.

	== Cyberbullying ==		== Cyberbullying ==
	The only time Jim has ever tried to livestream on YouTube he got a community guidelines strike for it before his stream ever started. The only plausible reason for this is the title of the stream was n00bstreaming Phantasy Star Online. This is obviously cyberbullying himself and is entirely inappropriate. It is very likely Jim flagged the video himself as he has no fans and was the one being cyberbullied.		The only time Jim has ever tried to livestream on YouTube he got a community guidelines strike for it before his stream ever started. The only plausible reason for this is the title of the stream was n00bstreaming Phantasy Star Online. This is obviously cyberbullying himself and is entirely inappropriate. It is very likely Jim flagged the video himself as he has no fans and was the one being cyberbullied.

	[[Category:GDC Member]]		== Transition Vlog Channel ==
			Griffin has created a new YouTube channel called May Bowen, her actual last name and so has doxxed herself because she's still very much crap. The purpose of the channel was originally intended to be for a transition vlog for her own record of how the changes and milestones and just to generally put her thoughts into record, and to share with her friends and family. However, the channel will include the other topics such as responding to transphobes, homophobs and any other non gaming videos she wants to do.[[Category:GDC Member]]

imported>JamesGriffin64: Changes and infobox

2017-12-24T06:16:40Z

Changes and infobox

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	== Basic Description ==		== Basic Description ==
	{{Member}}James Griffin thinks he is the time traveling Starfleet Captain of the USS Oblivion Unseen, and a temporal agent.		{{Member\|gender = Jim\|main_debating_focus = Borg

			Theists

			Lobatheists

			Pseudoscience\|skills = Unusually high resistance to stupid radiation

			Being crap

			Cyberbullying himself\|title1 = Admiral Griffin\|image1 = Profile.png\|positions/opinions = Atheist

			Engineer

			Intelligence

			Captain\|links = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxvVyA7bA80lQcMG9i8j-vg YouTube]}}James Griffin thinks he is the time traveling Starfleet Captain of the USS Oblivion Unseen, and a temporal agent.

	Really he is a Canadian YouTuber who makes crap videos, mostly on World of Warships, retro games, and is complete crap, having only ever made only 1 video with more than 1,000 views since June 2015. His avatar is from a screenshot of his Star Trek Online character, James Griffin, who is actually an admiral not a captain, so he can't even get that right. Also somehow the first video he ever made was total crap and has his second most views at ~500 at the time of this writing. His real name isn't even James Griffin, those are his middle name and mother's maiden name respectively. Griffin wants to make debunk videos especially on why Wi-Fi cannot give you cancer, ever, also microwave ovens and non-ionizing radiation in general because he finds people to be lacking in understanding in the subject, aka stupid. However in his first attempt he was overcome by quantum woo and has not since recovered from the sheer amount of Spirit Science level stupid radiation he was exposed to. The PTSD of attempting to sift through this stupid, as well as the lingering effects of a near terminal dose of stupid radiation, as well as exposure to other types of stupid may be partly responsible for his being crap. While he still wants to do science and religion debunk videos, Griffin finds it easier to just keep making crap video game lets plays instead. Lastly, Griffin thinks he is an indi game dev, but really just derps around in RPG maker and has been working on the same 2 games for 5 years. Mostly due to being crap at art, as seen in his YouTube page banner. And writing. And well Griffin is just crap. There is a playthrough of the only hour of usable gameplay on his channel, but it is complete and crap.		Really he is a Canadian YouTuber who makes crap videos, mostly on World of Warships, retro games, and is complete crap, having only ever made only 1 video with more than 1,000 views since June 2015. His avatar is from a screenshot of his Star Trek Online character, James Griffin, who is actually an admiral not a captain, so he can't even get that right. Also somehow the first video he ever made was total crap and has his second most views at ~500 at the time of this writing. His real name isn't even James Griffin, those are his middle name and mother's maiden name respectively. Griffin wants to make debunk videos especially on why Wi-Fi cannot give you cancer, ever, also microwave ovens and non-ionizing radiation in general because he finds people to be lacking in understanding in the subject, aka stupid. However in his first attempt he was overcome by quantum woo and has not since recovered from the sheer amount of Spirit Science level stupid radiation he was exposed to. The PTSD of attempting to sift through this stupid, as well as the lingering effects of a near terminal dose of stupid radiation, as well as exposure to other types of stupid may be partly responsible for his being crap. While he still wants to do science and religion debunk videos, Griffin finds it easier to just keep making crap video game lets plays instead. Lastly, Griffin thinks he is an indi game dev, but really just derps around in RPG maker and has been working on the same 2 games for 5 years. Mostly due to being crap at art, as seen in his YouTube page banner. And writing. And well Griffin is just crap. There is a playthrough of the only hour of usable gameplay on his channel, but it is complete and crap.

	Griffin is an atheist, ~~or better described as an apatheist~~ who was never indoctrinated into any religion. There was an attempt to do so in his early teens that really didn't go very far, because they were Catholics. ~~They were~~ pretty much atheists only really having Catholic rituals and their god of the gaps. However one day he discovered Thunderf00t's ''"Why do People Laugh at Creationists"'' series and became fascinated at the level of stupid displayed by the likes of VenomFangX, [[Kent Hovind]], Ray Comfort, and the likes of the [[CCP]]. Also, Griffin proposes adding crazy to Clown Car Posse so it is abbreviated to CCCP just because.		Griffin is an atheist, who was never indoctrinated into any religion. There was an attempt to do so in his early teens that really didn't go very far, because they were Catholics. As Catholics are pretty much atheists, only really having Catholic rituals and their god of the gaps. However one day he discovered Thunderf00t's ''"Why do People Laugh at Creationists"'' series and became fascinated at the level of stupid displayed by the likes of VenomFangX, [[Kent Hovind]], Ray Comfort, and the likes of the [[CCP]]. Also, Griffin proposes adding crazy to Clown Car Posse so it is abbreviated to CCCP just because.

			== Cyberbullying ==
			The only time Jim has ever tried to livestream on YouTube he got a community guidelines strike for it before his stream ever started. The only plausible reason for this is the title of the stream was n00bstreaming Phantasy Star Online. This is obviously cyberbullying himself and is entirely inappropriate. It is very likely Jim flagged the video himself as he has no fans and was the one being cyberbullied.

	Griffin wrote this because nobody knows who he is. But Griffin wrote it so it's crap, and you really aren't supposed to write your own so someone make it less crap by doing a better job of showing how crap Griffin is, because he is probably crap at that too.
	[[Category:GDC Member]]		[[Category:GDC Member]]

imported>JamesGriffin64: making it slightly less crap

2017-12-24T05:21:18Z

making it slightly less crap

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	Really he is a Canadian YouTuber who makes crap videos, mostly on World of Warships, retro games, and is complete crap, having only ever made only 1 video with more than 1,000 views since June 2015. His avatar is from a screenshot of his Star Trek Online character, James Griffin, who is actually an admiral not a captain, so he can't even get that right. Also somehow the first video he ever made was total crap and has his second most views at ~500 at the time of this writing. His real name isn't even James Griffin, those are his middle name and mother's maiden name respectively. Griffin wants to make debunk videos especially on why Wi-Fi cannot give you cancer, ever, also microwave ovens and non-ionizing radiation in general because he finds people to be lacking in understanding in the subject, aka stupid. However in his first attempt he was overcome by quantum woo and has not since recovered from the sheer amount of Spirit Science level stupid radiation he was exposed to. The PTSD of attempting to sift through this stupid, as well as the lingering effects of a near terminal dose of stupid radiation, as well as exposure to other types of stupid may be partly responsible for his being crap. While he still wants to do science and religion debunk videos, Griffin finds it easier to just keep making crap video game lets plays instead. Lastly, Griffin thinks he is an indi game dev, but really just derps around in RPG maker and has been working on the same 2 games for 5 years. Mostly due to being crap at art, as seen in his YouTube page banner. And writing. And well Griffin is just crap. There is a playthrough of the only hour of usable gameplay on his channel, but it is complete and crap.		Really he is a Canadian YouTuber who makes crap videos, mostly on World of Warships, retro games, and is complete crap, having only ever made only 1 video with more than 1,000 views since June 2015. His avatar is from a screenshot of his Star Trek Online character, James Griffin, who is actually an admiral not a captain, so he can't even get that right. Also somehow the first video he ever made was total crap and has his second most views at ~500 at the time of this writing. His real name isn't even James Griffin, those are his middle name and mother's maiden name respectively. Griffin wants to make debunk videos especially on why Wi-Fi cannot give you cancer, ever, also microwave ovens and non-ionizing radiation in general because he finds people to be lacking in understanding in the subject, aka stupid. However in his first attempt he was overcome by quantum woo and has not since recovered from the sheer amount of Spirit Science level stupid radiation he was exposed to. The PTSD of attempting to sift through this stupid, as well as the lingering effects of a near terminal dose of stupid radiation, as well as exposure to other types of stupid may be partly responsible for his being crap. While he still wants to do science and religion debunk videos, Griffin finds it easier to just keep making crap video game lets plays instead. Lastly, Griffin thinks he is an indi game dev, but really just derps around in RPG maker and has been working on the same 2 games for 5 years. Mostly due to being crap at art, as seen in his YouTube page banner. And writing. And well Griffin is just crap. There is a playthrough of the only hour of usable gameplay on his channel, but it is complete and crap.

	Griffin is an atheist, or better described as an ~~apetheist~~ who was never indoctrinated into any religion~~, though there~~ was an attempt to do so in his early teens that really didn't go very far because they were Catholics ~~and so~~ pretty much ~~almost~~ atheists only really having Catholic rituals and their god of the gaps ~~anyways~~. However one day he discovered Thunderf00t's ''"Why do People Laugh at Creationists"'' series and became fascinated at the level of stupid displayed by the likes of VenomFangX, [[Kent Hovind]], Ray Comfort, and the likes of the [[CCP]]. Also, Griffin proposes adding crazy to Clown Car Posse so it is abbreviated to CCCP just because.		Griffin is an atheist, or better described as an apatheist who was never indoctrinated into any religion. There was an attempt to do so in his early teens that really didn't go very far, because they were Catholics. They were pretty much atheists only really having Catholic rituals and their god of the gaps. However one day he discovered Thunderf00t's ''"Why do People Laugh at Creationists"'' series and became fascinated at the level of stupid displayed by the likes of VenomFangX, [[Kent Hovind]], Ray Comfort, and the likes of the [[CCP]]. Also, Griffin proposes adding crazy to Clown Car Posse so it is abbreviated to CCCP just because.

	Griffin wrote this because nobody knows who he is. But Griffin wrote it so it's crap, and you really aren't supposed to write your own so someone make it less crap by doing a better job of showing how crap Griffin is, because he is probably crap at that too.		Griffin wrote this because nobody knows who he is. But Griffin wrote it so it's crap, and you really aren't supposed to write your own so someone make it less crap by doing a better job of showing how crap Griffin is, because he is probably crap at that too.
	[[Category:GDC Member]]		[[Category:GDC Member]]

imported>House Escalus: Adding categories

2017-10-30T22:20:47Z

Adding categories

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	Griffin wrote this because nobody knows who he is. But Griffin wrote it so it's crap, and you really aren't supposed to write your own so someone make it less crap by doing a better job of showing how crap Griffin is, because he is probably crap at that too.		Griffin wrote this because nobody knows who he is. But Griffin wrote it so it's crap, and you really aren't supposed to write your own so someone make it less crap by doing a better job of showing how crap Griffin is, because he is probably crap at that too.
			[[Category:GDC Member]]

imported>House Escalus: Thanks for your contribution! :)

2017-10-30T20:38:12Z

Thanks for your contribution! :)

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	James Griffin thinks he is the time traveling Starfleet Captain of the USS Oblivion Unseen, and a temporal agent. Really he is a Canadian YouTuber who makes crap videos, mostly on World of Warships, retro games, and is complete crap, having only ever made only 1 video with more than 1,000 views since June 2015. His avatar is from a screenshot of his Star Trek Online character, James Griffin, who is actually an admiral not a captain, so he can't even get that right. Also somehow the first video he ever made was total crap and has his second most views at ~500 at the time of this writing. His real name isn't even James Griffin, those are his middle name and mother's maiden name respectively. Griffin wants to make debunk videos especially on why Wi-Fi cannot give you cancer, ever, also microwave ovens and non-ionizing radiation in general because he finds people to be lacking in understanding in the subject, aka stupid. However in his first attempt he was overcome by quantum woo and has not since recovered from the sheer amount of Spirit Science level stupid radiation he was exposed to. The PTSD of attempting to sift through this stupid, as well as the lingering effects of a near terminal dose of stupid radiation, as well as exposure to other types of stupid may be partly responsible for his being crap. While he still wants to do science and religion debunk videos, Griffin finds it easier to just keep making crap video game lets plays instead. Lastly, Griffin thinks he is an indi game dev, but really just derps around in RPG maker and has been working on the same 2 games for 5 years. Mostly due to being crap at art, as seen in his YouTube page banner. And writing. And well Griffin is just crap. There is a playthrough of the only hour of usable gameplay on his channel, but it is complete and crap.		== Basic Description ==
			{{Member}}James Griffin thinks he is the time traveling Starfleet Captain of the USS Oblivion Unseen, and a temporal agent.

	Griffin is an atheist, or better described as an apetheist who was never indoctrinated into any religion, though there was an attempt to do so in his early teens that really didn't go very far because they were Catholics and so pretty much almost atheists only really having Catholic rituals and their god of the gaps anyways. However one day he discovered Thunderf00t's Why do People Laugh at Creationists and became fascinated at the level of stupid displayed by the likes of VenomFangX, Hovind, Comfort, and the likes of the CCP. Also Griffin proposes adding crazy to Clown Car Posse so it is abbreviated to CCCP just because.		Really he is a Canadian YouTuber who makes crap videos, mostly on World of Warships, retro games, and is complete crap, having only ever made only 1 video with more than 1,000 views since June 2015. His avatar is from a screenshot of his Star Trek Online character, James Griffin, who is actually an admiral not a captain, so he can't even get that right. Also somehow the first video he ever made was total crap and has his second most views at ~500 at the time of this writing. His real name isn't even James Griffin, those are his middle name and mother's maiden name respectively. Griffin wants to make debunk videos especially on why Wi-Fi cannot give you cancer, ever, also microwave ovens and non-ionizing radiation in general because he finds people to be lacking in understanding in the subject, aka stupid. However in his first attempt he was overcome by quantum woo and has not since recovered from the sheer amount of Spirit Science level stupid radiation he was exposed to. The PTSD of attempting to sift through this stupid, as well as the lingering effects of a near terminal dose of stupid radiation, as well as exposure to other types of stupid may be partly responsible for his being crap. While he still wants to do science and religion debunk videos, Griffin finds it easier to just keep making crap video game lets plays instead. Lastly, Griffin thinks he is an indi game dev, but really just derps around in RPG maker and has been working on the same 2 games for 5 years. Mostly due to being crap at art, as seen in his YouTube page banner. And writing. And well Griffin is just crap. There is a playthrough of the only hour of usable gameplay on his channel, but it is complete and crap.

			Griffin is an atheist, or better described as an apetheist who was never indoctrinated into any religion, though there was an attempt to do so in his early teens that really didn't go very far because they were Catholics and so pretty much almost atheists only really having Catholic rituals and their god of the gaps anyways. However one day he discovered Thunderf00t's ''"Why do People Laugh at Creationists"'' series and became fascinated at the level of stupid displayed by the likes of VenomFangX, [[Kent Hovind]], Ray Comfort, and the likes of the [[CCP]]. Also, Griffin proposes adding crazy to Clown Car Posse so it is abbreviated to CCCP just because.

	Griffin wrote this because nobody knows who he is. But Griffin wrote it so it's crap, and you really aren't supposed to write your own so someone make it less crap by doing a better job of showing how crap Griffin is, because he is probably crap at that too.		Griffin wrote this because nobody knows who he is. But Griffin wrote it so it's crap, and you really aren't supposed to write your own so someone make it less crap by doing a better job of showing how crap Griffin is, because he is probably crap at that too.

imported>JamesGriffin64: Wrote the whole thing

2017-10-30T04:37:57Z

Wrote the whole thing

New page

James Griffin thinks he is the time traveling Starfleet Captain of the USS Oblivion Unseen, and a temporal agent. Really he is a Canadian YouTuber who makes crap videos, mostly on World of Warships, retro games, and is complete crap, having only ever made only 1 video with more than 1,000 views since June 2015. His avatar is from a screenshot of his Star Trek Online character, James Griffin, who is actually an admiral not a captain, so he can't even get that right. Also somehow the first video he ever made was total crap and has his second most views at ~500 at the time of this writing. His real name isn't even James Griffin, those are his middle name and mother's maiden name respectively. Griffin wants to make debunk videos especially on why Wi-Fi cannot give you cancer, ever, also microwave ovens and non-ionizing radiation in general because he finds people to be lacking in understanding in the subject, aka stupid. However in his first attempt he was overcome by quantum woo and has not since recovered from the sheer amount of Spirit Science level stupid radiation he was exposed to. The PTSD of attempting to sift through this stupid, as well as the lingering effects of a near terminal dose of stupid radiation, as well as exposure to other types of stupid may be partly responsible for his being crap. While he still wants to do science and religion debunk videos, Griffin finds it easier to just keep making crap video game lets plays instead. Lastly, Griffin thinks he is an indi game dev, but really just derps around in RPG maker and has been working on the same 2 games for 5 years. Mostly due to being crap at art, as seen in his YouTube page banner. And writing. And well Griffin is just crap. There is a playthrough of the only hour of usable gameplay on his channel, but it is complete and crap.

Griffin is an atheist, or better described as an apetheist who was never indoctrinated into any religion, though there was an attempt to do so in his early teens that really didn't go very far because they were Catholics and so pretty much almost atheists only really having Catholic rituals and their god of the gaps anyways. However one day he discovered Thunderf00t's Why do People Laugh at Creationists and became fascinated at the level of stupid displayed by the likes of VenomFangX, Hovind, Comfort, and the likes of the CCP. Also Griffin proposes adding crazy to Clown Car Posse so it is abbreviated to CCCP just because.

Griffin wrote this because nobody knows who he is. But Griffin wrote it so it's crap, and you really aren't supposed to write your own so someone make it less crap by doing a better job of showing how crap Griffin is, because he is probably crap at that too.