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<div>== Basic Description ==<br />
{{Companion|image1 = 26499 P900 left.png|caption1 = The Handiwork of God Himself|place_of_origin = Heaven|current_owner = There are Many Owners of the P900 as there are Many P900s|power_level = 8,383,838,383,838,383}}Although not as powerful as the [[The Great Gay Hat of Darkness|Great Gay Hat of Darkness]], the Nikon P900, also known as the ''"Truth Detector 9000"'', is definitely far more holy and is clearly the most cherished artifact in the observable Universe. It was made by the Nikon corporation in association with [[God]] to create the most red-pill camera anyone on the [[flat Earth]] has ever seen before. It is bestowed with the ability to detect freemason lizard-people's diabolical schemes from miles away and, due to it's stockpile of vinegar housed in a small extra-dimensional portal next to the image sensor, is totally immune to the negative effects of chemtrails on human skin tissue.<br />
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== Supernatural Abilities ==<br />
It can zoom in. A lot.<br />
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(to be continued...)<br />
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== P900 Worship Roster ==<br />
Sunday- Why are you not praying to God you unworthy heathen?! It's the Lord's day! Make room for Jesus!<br />
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Monday- 7:00 UCT- 8:00 UTC<br />
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Tuesday- (Day of Rest; or Lord and Savior: [[Jeranism]] wills it to be so.)<br />
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Wednesday- 9:00 PST- 12:00 EST<br />
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Thursday- 15:25 UTC- 25:15 UCT<br />
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Friday- Five separate (but equal) 15 minute periods of the owners choice towards the nearest horizon-line.<br />
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Saturday- 0:01 UTC- 23:59 UTC<br />
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== List of Known Owners ==<br />
[[Reds Rhetoric]]<br />
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Wolfie 6020<br />
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Soundly<br />
Steven Gleave<br />
Dazzathecameraman<br />
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[[Hillel Finder]]<br />
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Anthony Riley<br />
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[[Satan]]<br />
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(to be continued...)<br />
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(No one really "owns" a P900... they just allow themselves to be used by their parishioners. -[[Steve McRae]])[[Category:GDC Lexicon]]<br />
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