G Man
Basic Description
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</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> G Man is a squawking idiot who doesn't even understand the most simplest of concepts. Ideas that are available to infants fly right over G Man's head like a Learjet as he primes himself for his trademark "Let me axe you a question...". If you watch G Man's hangouts you can actually see the moment where he stops listening, usually a second or so after the other person has started to talk. G Man is the sole member of "errrrrrr Preaching to the Choir Ministries" and, whilst being oblivious to the fact that preaching to the choir is considered to be a bad thing, to date has managed to convert precisely zero people to his witless brand of radical, evangelical Christianity. G Man is very particular with who knows his real name despite doxing himself on at least seven different occasions. He has Mentioned his name in comments sections, in his own videos and he has his name in his Paypal account. G Man's real name is so well known that there is no need to repeat it here. G Man's Hobbies involve marathon running, endangering the health of himself and others as he makes videos whilst riding his bike without a helmet, humiliating himself on the internet and watching wrestling. G Man is the current Head master at "The G Man Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too". G Man has an almost morbid fascination and obsession with white women. Dragnauct pointed this fact out years ago but has recently become blatantly obvious to others of the GDC. G Man's penis has been rather depressed ever since he discovered that his archenemy Reds Rhetoric was in a relationship with his latest vanilla fantasy, Hana Zubby.
G Man gets upset when his elk gets goated.
DO NOT ask G Man about a 'RED BUTTON'!
G Man, like many radical evangelist morons on the internet, has the two dimensional mindset of a small child (where they think "If I close my eyes, they can't see me").
As a result, if someone says something that GMan believes to be untrue, they are automatically 'lying'.
Doesn't understand that you can't DMCA someone for using his name, or saying something that he doesn't like.
Claims the Presup argument is a good argument for the existance of God, but doesn't know what the Presup argument actually is.
Claims the Kalam argument is a good argument for the existance of God, but doesn't know what the Kalam argument actually is.
Claims that Catholics aren't Christians, but will utilize Catholics when he wants to play the numbers game so that Christianity is the world's biggest religion.
Famous Quotes
"There are no starving Christians" (link to video needed)
"Atheists don't exist"
"something something... Steve McRae is an atheist... something something..." (paraphrase)
Super Powers
- Narcissism
- Bull-Horn Master
- Fastest "Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute" in New Jersey... his trademark technique to stop someone making sense to him.
- Impervious to arguments due to his capacity to not listen.
- Ability to find perfectly good safes, filled with cash, that have been thrown in the trash in poor neighborhoods.
- Keeps on "Axing" questions even after being corrected on the proper grammar.
- Can Dox himself and then blame others.
- The ability to think that if he persists in obsessing over certain atheists (such as Alex Botten or Matt Dillahunty) they will come to his hangout without notice and deal with him, even if they are +5 hours ahead of him and it's 4am.
G Man's Greatest Hits
- Gman's Epic Meltdown...you are not prepared for this! (Youtube Steve McRae)
- GMan destroyed by Matt Dillahunty at the door (Youtube CarefulAtheist)
- G Man: Cunt Fighter (Youtube Sye Ten Atheist)
- G Man - The Motherfuckin Opera (Youtube Sye Ten Atheist)
- G Man preaches to the choir (Youtube Sye Ten Atheist)
G Man's Theological Arguments
(Please add descriptions, detail, and shortcomings for each)
Answered Prayer Argument
The answered prayer argument was used by G Man to excuse him stealing from someone's safe. G Man was behind on the rent and prayed for divine assistance and this assistance came in the form of a safe full of cash that G Man found. Instead of doing the decent thing and reporting the find to the relevant authorities, G Man pocketed the cash for himself. Astonishingly G Man considers this theft to be something to boast about, although it has been rumored that G Man simply made the whole incident up, rendering him only a liar as opposed to a thief and a liar.
Generally though, this argument goes as follows: "The Bible says that God will (sometimes) answer prayers. Sometimes, when people pray for things, they get what they prayed for. Therefore, God exists and the Bible is 100% correct." Firstly, G Man has not proven that it is not possible to tell the difference between God saying "yes" and something that would have happened anyway (fate/ luck/ coincidence), or the difference between God saying "no", God saying "wait", God not responding at all, or God not existing. Also, there's the obvious fact that this exact argument could be used for any religion that includes prayer and would be just as effective.
Natural God Argument
Dogs Live for Millions of Years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms7LzzZXAAc
Men use their Nipples for Navigation in the Dark and for Mucus Production
Debunking the No True Scotsman Fallacy by Being: The Chocolate Atheist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPngS92ERNE
"Atheist have no Morals"
Adam and Eve Knew of Good and Evil BEFORE They Ate the Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil
"It's Only Adultery if you Don't Get Permission From your Spouse"
Dumbfuck of the Year Award
G Man is the winner of the "DFotY" award for 2015 with 120 votes, more than two-times the number of votes as Brett Keane, the runner up, with only 49 votes.
Reds Rhetoric's "THE 2015 "DUMBFUCK OF THE YEAR" AWARD CEREMONY" (1/11/15)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qut2a6SyESk
Special note: Due to the extreme chance of G Man winning the DFotY every year, new rules had to be instated by Reds Rhetoric that someone could only win the award once in order to allow other dumbfucks to have a potential shot at the title.
