Category:Military Service

We do thank Drag for his military service, however it must be pointed out here, that his marksmanship never reached the expert level or any level close to it. While simi-accurate he was sometimes quick on the trigger with occasional accidental discharges. One such event directly leading to a rushed marriage and the birth of his son.

But our guy did shine in hand to hand combat as his sneak attack on a defenseless Gman will prove. And we all know how hard it is to prove anything to Gman. Drag may not tell you the story of this encounter (if he doesn't consider yourself blessed) but that's OK cause everyone in the GDC can relay it to you in nauseating detail. Now when I say "nauseating" I am using the word literally, meaning by the time they get to Gman going to his knees, you should charitably be holding their hair back so it does not fall into the toilet.